surrealfx's definitions

Santa Monica

Place on the western side of Los Angeles that tries way too hard to be cool, hip, in, etc. In reality, Santa Monica consists of yuppies and young professionals. Santa Monica's coolness is declining sharply as other areas in and around Los Angeles are becoming more hip.

Good luck trying to get parking in Santa Monica, beware of the urine smell that engulfes popular areas, watch out for trash on the beach, and give money to the droves homeless people.

by surrealfx September 3, 2005

Santa Monica

Small city of roughly 100,000 people that borders Los Angeles on the western side. People seem to think that Santa Monica is this bohemian paradise of a town, but, in fact, it's loaded with yuppies who take all the fun out of it. Many commonly traversed areas smell of urine, and there are homeless people everywhere. Parking is atrocious, the place is crowded as hell, and there isn't much to do except spend money, and go to the beach. Santa Monica is very overrated.

I'm going to Santa Monica tomorrow.

Oh, wow, look out for the urine smell.

by surrealfx September 6, 2005

attractive

Something that just pulls you in by how it looks, smells, sounds, etc. People are often attractive, but things can be too. Attractive things are often hard to define, particularly in how they attract you. But, they sure do. And, what attracts one person doesn't always attract another.

Gosh, she's attractive.

I KNOW BRO!

by surrealfx June 22, 2006

hammerfall

A late-90s/new millenium band that has spearheaded the recent Power Metal Revival Movement, following the leads of some of the finest power metal of the '80s. Hammerfall rocks.

Hammerfall, and we will prevail.
Hammerfall, let us hail.

-- "Hammerfall" by Hammerfall

by surrealfx May 30, 2006

gru

A direct address applied only to the coolest of cool, or the lamest of lame. It is sort of a double-edged sword. The word is sometimes ambiguous in its usage.

Gru, you really stink OR Gru, you rock.

by surrealfx July 28, 2005

UrbanVortex

The result of Urban Censorship, the vortex is where all the definitions that never saw the light of day end up. The vortex probably lies miles under the earth. Who really cares? After all, fine definitions go to waste.

I once posted something about the government, and it is confined to the UrbanVortex.

by surrealfx May 30, 2006

ortho

Abbreviation for Orthodox Jew, often used among other Jews who are not themselves Orthodox. It is usually a derogatory term, but mainly in jest.

"At Ortho weddings, the women are separated from the men."

"I know, those crazy Orthos."

by surrealfx April 16, 2006