attractive

Something that just pulls you in by how it looks, smells, sounds, etc. People are often attractive, but things can be too. Attractive things are often hard to define, particularly in how they attract you. But, they sure do. And, what attracts one person doesn't always attract another.

Gosh, she's attractive.

I KNOW BRO!

by surrealfx June 22, 2006

Santa Monica

Small city of roughly 100,000 people that borders Los Angeles on the western side. People seem to think that Santa Monica is this bohemian paradise of a town, but, in fact, it's loaded with yuppies who take all the fun out of it. Many commonly traversed areas smell of urine, and there are homeless people everywhere. Parking is atrocious, the place is crowded as hell, and there isn't much to do except spend money, and go to the beach. Santa Monica is very overrated.

I'm going to Santa Monica tomorrow.

Oh, wow, look out for the urine smell.

by surrealfx September 06, 2005

UrbanVortex

The result of Urban Censorship, the vortex is where all the definitions that never saw the light of day end up. The vortex probably lies miles under the earth. Who really cares? After all, fine definitions go to waste.

I once posted something about the government, and it is confined to the UrbanVortex.

by surrealfx May 30, 2006

gru

A direct address applied only to the coolest of cool, or the lamest of lame. It is sort of a double-edged sword. The word is sometimes ambiguous in its usage.

Gru, you really stink OR Gru, you rock.

by surrealfx July 28, 2005

costa mesa

Sometimes known as "costa misery," this area just north of Newport Beach is home to affluent Orange County residents and is actually quite nice. They are not usually as rich as people in NB, yet the area is quite nice. There are some cool parks in and around the city. It's pretty calm, as well.

"Costa Mesa, I love thee."

by surrealfx June 03, 2006

pacific palisades

Place on the western side of Los Angeles, where a bunch of rich, snobby white people live. It has a lame security service called "Palisades Patrol." Residents are often conservative republicans and don't know that anything east of Sepulveda even exists. There is nothing to do there.

"I think Pacific Palisades is boring."

"So do I."

"Yeah, me three."

by surrealfx August 28, 2005

Palm Springs

A place filled with retired folks, who come to restaurants every night at 5 PM. It's also timeshare heaven for other Southern California residents.

I'm going to Palm Springs. I hope no one dies when I go for the early bird special.

by surrealfx August 28, 2005