Place on the western side of Los Angeles that tries way too hard to be cool, hip, in, etc. In reality, Santa Monica consists of yuppies and young professionals. Santa Monica's coolness is declining sharply as other areas in and around Los Angeles are becoming more hip.
Good luck trying to get parking in Santa Monica, beware of the urine smell that engulfes popular areas, watch out for trash on the beach, and give money to the droves homeless people.
by surrealfx August 11, 2005
Place on the western side of Los Angeles, where a bunch of rich, snobby white people live. It has a lame security service called "Palisades Patrol." Residents are often conservative republicans and don't know that anything east of Sepulveda even exists. There is nothing to do there.
by surrealfx August 02, 2005
Sometimes known as "costa misery," this area just north of Newport Beach is home to affluent Orange County residents and is actually quite nice. They are not usually as rich as people in NB, yet the area is quite nice. There are some cool parks in and around the city. It's pretty calm, as well.
by surrealfx June 01, 2006
by surrealfx August 09, 2005
The result of Urban Censorship, the vortex is where all the definitions that never saw the light of day end up. The vortex probably lies miles under the earth. Who really cares? After all, fine definitions go to waste.
by surrealfx May 26, 2006
Something that just pulls you in by how it looks, smells, sounds, etc. People are often attractive, but things can be too. Attractive things are often hard to define, particularly in how they attract you. But, they sure do. And, what attracts one person doesn't always attract another.
by surrealfx June 22, 2006
Similar to Fontucky, this is a dirisive name for the city of Fontana, CA. The name is used to emphasize how many supposed rednecks live there.
by surrealfx June 15, 2006