Definitions by surrealfx

ortho 

Abbreviation for Orthodox Jew, often used among other Jews who are not themselves Orthodox. It is usually a derogatory term, but mainly in jest.

"At Ortho weddings, the women are separated from the men."

"I know, those crazy Orthos."

ortho by surrealfx April 16, 2006

Santa Monica 

Small city of roughly 100,000 people that borders Los Angeles on the western side. People seem to think that Santa Monica is this bohemian paradise of a town, but, in fact, it's loaded with yuppies who take all the fun out of it. Many commonly traversed areas smell of urine, and there are homeless people everywhere. Parking is atrocious, the place is crowded as hell, and there isn't much to do except spend money, and go to the beach. Santa Monica is very overrated.

I'm going to Santa Monica tomorrow.

Oh, wow, look out for the urine smell.

Santa Monica by surrealfx September 6, 2005

Santa Monica 

Place on the western side of Los Angeles that tries way too hard to be cool, hip, in, etc. In reality, Santa Monica consists of yuppies and young professionals. Santa Monica's coolness is declining sharply as other areas in and around Los Angeles are becoming more hip.

Good luck trying to get parking in Santa Monica, beware of the urine smell that engulfes popular areas, watch out for trash on the beach, and give money to the droves homeless people.

Santa Monica by surrealfx September 3, 2005

Hemet 

City in California where the grand master of the KKK, David Duke, resides.

Hemet is not really even a place. It is just a dot on the map that few people care about.

Hemet by surrealfx September 2, 2005

Palm Springs 

A place filled with retired folks, who come to restaurants every night at 5 PM. It's also timeshare heaven for other Southern California residents.

I'm going to Palm Springs. I hope no one dies when I go for the early bird special.

Palm Springs by surrealfx August 28, 2005

pacific palisades 

Place on the western side of Los Angeles, where a bunch of rich, snobby white people live. It has a lame security service called "Palisades Patrol." Residents are often conservative republicans and don't know that anything east of Sepulveda even exists. There is nothing to do there.

"I think Pacific Palisades is boring."

"So do I."

"Yeah, me three."

pacific palisades by surrealfx August 28, 2005

gru 

A direct address applied only to the coolest of cool, or the lamest of lame. It is sort of a double-edged sword. The word is sometimes ambiguous in its usage.

Gru, you really stink OR Gru, you rock.

gru by surrealfx July 28, 2005