sukebe's definitions

windfucker

Someone who fucks himself. Not limited to the literal sense of the word.

"If you masturbate against the wind, you're a windfucker, okay? You're going to have a bad time."

John Doe just told everyone that he stole the caramel bars. No one would have known that. He is a windfucker.

by sukebe November 18, 2006

it takes a village

Reference to the scale of a difficult task. Name of a book by Hillary Clinton in reference to raising her daughter.

Also, how many people it will take to clean up the mess George W. Bush made in Iraq.

George W. Bush is an idiot. It takes a village to make him realize that.

by sukebe December 9, 2008

boobs

Mammary glands. Female organs of fatty deposit.

Woman: What are you looking at?

Man: Your boobs.

by sukebe November 17, 2006

special

What your mother says you are when you're fucking ugly.

You're all special, boys and girls.

by sukebe December 9, 2008

pachinko

A noisy game that you play with many little balls.

I like playing pachinko in a room full of strangers.

by sukebe November 23, 2006

heck

Hell, guys. It's just hell.

Heck. Don't you think God knows you meant hell?

by sukebe November 10, 2008

sex

1. the act of deriving pleasure from shoving a penis into an orifice.

2. the act of pleasuring a man or woman's anal area.

3. the act of pleasuring a female's genital area.

4. any process in nature that involves a male gamete and female oocyte that results in the production of an offspring.

Examples

1. (i) I like it when a girl puts on heels and I have sex with her feet.

(ii) I just put seran wrap inside my car's exhaust pipe and I am humping it. I am having sex with my car.

(iii) I caught a dolphin and I am fucking her hole. I am having sex with a dolphin.

(iv) The shephard enjoys having sex with his animals by sneaking up on them at night.

(v) My dog humps the hole in the tree trunk. It likes having sex with the tree.

(vi) I jerk off three times a day. Having sex with myself makes me tired.

(vii) I talk to girls in chatrooms and have virtual sex with them. I am not actually shoving my cock up their ass, but in my mind I am virtually doing it.

(viii) Bill Clinton put his cock in Monica Lewinsky's mouth. He had oral sex with Monica Lewinsky.

2. I had a kid shove a broom up my ass. Broom sex is awesome.

3. (i) I am rubbing my clit against the rough sofa. I'm having sex with the sofa.

(ii) I am rubbing my pussy against my roomate's clit. We're having lesbian sex.

(iii) Bubba just shoved a cigar up my vagina. He is fucking me with a cigar.

4. (i) The pollination between two flowers or of one flower with itself is a sexual act.

(ii) Artifical insemination can be considered to be sex in a tube or petri dish.

(iii) A paramecium that splits in two is not reproducing sexually, but asexually.

by sukebe January 23, 2007