metrosexual

A subgroup of the human species that can only mate on public transportation.

Boy (on the subway): Why is that man sliding up and down that woman on the bench over there?

Father: No reason, son. (mutters under his breath) Damn metrosexuals.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

it takes a village

Reference to the scale of a difficult task. Name of a book by Hillary Clinton in reference to raising her daughter.

Also, how many people it will take to clean up the mess George W. Bush made in Iraq.

George W. Bush is an idiot. It takes a village to make him realize that.

by sukebe December 09, 2008

fo shizzle my nizzo

Suck my nizzo.

I have a long nizzo.

by sukebe January 27, 2004

bhl

Bernard-Henri Levy. French philosopher. Author of Babarism with a Human Face. Latest book describes his journey across America, examining Red and Blue states, and finalizing in a critique of our democratic system and values. Currently shares a home with the actress-singer Arielle Dombasle.

We don't want French guys like BHL walking around in our country and fucking our ho's.

by sukebe November 12, 2008

fish

To take out from a body of water an animal or thing.

Fishing is an old man's sport. Bass fishing is a pseudo sport but is cool for video games. Go fish is a card game.

I fish sometimes. The thigh high boots and fishing poles are so fabulous. Anyways I'd drop my contact lens into the water and wind up fishing for those.

by sukebe December 11, 2008

playboy

A fine magazine that many people read for its articles.

It must be distracting to read Playboy with those pictures of naked women.

by sukebe December 10, 2008

popping pills

How a druggie spends his day.

By popping pills (aspirin, sleeping pills, amphetamine) , he was able to take his pain away.

by sukebe November 21, 2006