sukebe's definitions

I didn't vote for Bush

A way of saying that a person is not insane. Origin: George W. Bush has insanely sent thousands of American troops to the Middle East on a pointless war.

(Man, in underwear, holds up bank. Several members of the SWAT team shouted that he put his gun down.)

Man (panicking): Don't shoot me. I didn't vote for Bush, man. I swear.

by sukebe November 17, 2006

it takes a village

Reference to the scale of a difficult task. Name of a book by Hillary Clinton in reference to raising her daughter.

Also, how many people it will take to clean up the mess George W. Bush made in Iraq.

George W. Bush is an idiot. It takes a village to make him realize that.

by sukebe December 9, 2008

sheep

An animal that is the butt of many sex jokes.

Did you hear about the one about the flock of white sheep and the one gray baby? Everyone looked at the black farmer who said, "It's not me. I always wear a condom."

by sukebe November 21, 2006

playboy

A fine magazine that many people read for its articles.

It must be distracting to read Playboy with those pictures of naked women.

by sukebe December 10, 2008

metrosexual

A subgroup of the human species that can only mate on public transportation.

Boy (on the subway): Why is that man sliding up and down that woman on the bench over there?

Father: No reason, son. (mutters under his breath) Damn metrosexuals.

by sukebe November 10, 2008

bhl

Bernard-Henri Levy. French philosopher. Author of Babarism with a Human Face. Latest book describes his journey across America, examining Red and Blue states, and finalizing in a critique of our democratic system and values. Currently shares a home with the actress-singer Arielle Dombasle.

We don't want French guys like BHL walking around in our country and fucking our ho's.

by sukebe November 12, 2008

dildo

Any rod thingy that simulates a cock that a woman or man can stick in her or his mouth, pussy, or anus. Some vibrate, while others don't. Dildos are made of different materials.

Women and men, listen.

After you stick your dildo in your ass, do not suck on it or put it in your pussy. There is shit or at least fecal residue in your ass (remember, shit comes out of your asshole), and you don't want to eat shit. Otherwise, you might as well pick up your poop from the toilet bowl and take a bite. And forget about wiping your ass because that's basically what you are doing when you rub that ass-plugged dildo all over your pussy, your mouth, and, god forbid, my mouth and ass.

Separate dildos for ass and mouth.

by sukebe November 10, 2008