madonna-whore complex

The female ideal for men is someone who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.

I have a madonna-whore complex.

by sukebe November 17, 2006

we need to talk

What a person says when he has something to discuss.

Boy: We need to talk.
Girl: ...
Boy: We need a new shower head.

by sukebe September 19, 2004

m&a

masturbating and assfucking. Refers to how a guy satisfies himself in prison.

An interview with Hannibal Lector. Interviewer: must be hard being in prison.

Hannbial makes that annoying sucking sound with his teeth and lips.

HL: yes, well, there's m&a. And alfafa beans. (makes annoying sucking sound again)

by sukebe November 10, 2008

yo mama

What's hanging down my balls.

My balls are enormous.

by sukebe January 27, 2004

madonna-whore complex

The ultimate ideal for men is a woman who can act like a madonna (the virgin, not the African-baby buyer) to your parents and a cheap, slutty whore in the bedroom.

I have a madonna-whore complex.

by sukebe November 11, 2008

iphone

fucking piece of shit

1: hey what did you get
2: an iphone
1: you fucking piece of shit

by sukebe October 22, 2007

pachinko

A noisy game that you play with many little balls.

I like playing pachinko in a room full of strangers.

by sukebe November 24, 2006