serandipians

When serendipity meets pretentious travelers

I was going to go to a Singita Lodge in South Africa but the serandipians convinced me that Namibia was far more pretentious.

by stuartc1 October 07, 2021

Covella

DJs streaming concerts during COVID lockdown on Facebook

Her: Wanna get a Zoom conference going with everyone from work?
Him: No, I’m watching Covella on FB

by stuartc1 April 20, 2020

Trumponoscopy

When Donald Trump sticks his head up his own ass to come up with a new Executive Order

Me: We're banning people from Muslim countries? Why?
Him: The President just preformed a Trumponoscopy on himself

by stuartc1 January 31, 2017

Getting Hoped

When you have that one friend who comments on every FB or Instagram post about having been there or done that already.

Her: Wow, that pic of you in the secret toilet of the Taj Mahal is awesome.

Him: Yeah but I’m Getting Hoped, she says she was there 10 years ago.

by stuartc1 June 17, 2020

Pontrumpicate

To give your opinion on something in a loud and annoying way without bothering to have any facts

Guy 1: Barak Obama was born in Kenya!
Guy 2: Why do you always have to pontrumpicate like that?

by stuartc1 October 25, 2016

Twimper

One of two types of people who have Twitter accounts to follow Trump either because they love him or hate him.

What will all the Twimpers do now that Twitter killed Trump’s account?

by stuartc1 January 12, 2021

overpointer

Someone who is showing you something using their index finger and keeps at it way too long.

Stuart: (Pointing out the window) Oh my GOSH! Look at that cow! It's lying down, must be gonna rain!
Tracy: I see it, stop being an overpointer.

by stuartc1 December 01, 2017