stuartc1's definitions

sheet lifting jammie ghost

An epic morning fart

Me: What the hell?

Him: Yeah, she lets go with a sheet lifting jammie ghost every morning when she wakes up

by stuartc1 October 26, 2017

self-bussed

throwing yourself under a the bus

Him: Did you see Pompeo on FOX this morning? WTF was he doing?
Her: He self-bussed

by stuartc1 October 6, 2019

trumpskies

Russians, like V. Putin, who like Donald J Trump

If it weren't for the Trumpskies Hillary Clinton would be president.

by stuartc1 January 10, 2017

Guanacoed

A guanaco (wah-NAH-co) is a lama-like animal that lives in southern Chile. A pissed off male will attack another male by biting its testicles. Being guanacoed is getting your balls chewed off.

Me: Whoa, I’m in big trouble when the boss finds out.
Her: You’re gonna get guanacoed, dude.

by stuartc1 February 13, 2020

Twimper

One of two types of people who have Twitter accounts to follow Trump either because they love him or hate him.

What will all the Twimpers do now that Twitter killed Trump’s account?

by stuartc1 January 11, 2021

Pontrumpicate

To give your opinion on something in a loud and annoying way without bothering to have any facts

Guy 1: Barak Obama was born in Kenya!
Guy 2: Why do you always have to pontrumpicate like that?

by stuartc1 October 24, 2016

predisastered

When something bad is going to happen and everyone knows it but the probable victims are unwilling to do anything about it.

Will: I went to Dad’s house today, he’s going to break his neck going down those stairs to his office.

Frank: Why doesn’t he move his office upstairs?
Stuart: Too late, it’s predisastered.

by stuartc1 November 30, 2020