stuart's definitions

stu

the epitamy of human evolution; also see MOTHA F*CKING P.I.M.P.

Dude, stu just did all those chicas! AND he stayed up all night!

by STUART May 20, 2004

Wally

A man that is impossible to find in all circumstances.

where the fuk is wally?

by Stuart May 16, 2004

Moocha

A person that sucks off the good will of others, to take advantage of people or persons.

Can u take me to the station, it 5 meters away but id rather 'Mooch' off you and drive.

by Stuart May 16, 2004

Blag

To gain, usually entrance to a restricted area or club, or some material good, through confidence trickery or cheekiness. Lying is also acceptable.

I blagged my way into the VIP area.
I blagged some free CDs off the label.

by Stuart April 27, 2004

discombobulated

dysfunctional.

mental dystfunction due to consumption of intoxicating substances.

i'm feeling discombobulated

by stuart April 9, 2004

land grab

The process of government acquisition of countries, usually in the context of money and power.

A series of land grabs in the Balkans provided the scene for what was to become World War 1.

by Stuart March 27, 2004

slabber

someone who talks alot of annoying shit..typically a northern irish slang word.

shut your trap you fucking slabber before i knock yer ballix in!!

by stuart March 16, 2004