shmeckelkecker

condom. Yiddish:penis cover

I see you came with a shmeckelkecker.

by Steviedee February 11, 2004

Lower East Side

Traditional immigrant sector of Manhattan. The most "New Yorky" part of The City. Has great local color and a great place to be from. Unfortunately, becoming gentrified and taken over by corny white boys from the outlands. Can be very dangerous in parts, but you get over it.

Ah, crap, that block of East 7th is all under renovation.

by steviedee May 26, 2004

Maryland

Northeastern State that has more in common with New Jersey than anything else. Dull, expensive, high taxes, and generally crap.

take your shots first before you go to Maryland.

by steviedee May 26, 2004

desert rat

Any Arabic, Muslim male

Sheesh! Get a load of all those desert rats on the newsreel!

by Steviedee January 16, 2004

candy ass

A guy who is basically afraid of his own shadow; a real wuss type

Lenny is such a candy ass he won't walk any further east than Avenue A.

by Steviedee January 22, 2004

Baltimore

The armpit of the East Coast. A murderous stinkhole that you just pass on your way to DC or Philly. A place where the Velveeta is kept in the gourmet section.

That Baltimore place is better known as Shit City. Don't go, cuz you may not get out alive.

by steviedee May 26, 2004

shlock

Yiddish: cheap, tacky junk

Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.

by Steviedee January 16, 2004