steve freund's definitions

cocklock

A chastity device for men.

I promised my chick I wouldn't have sex with any other women, and she bought me this cocklock.

by steve freund February 25, 2008

stage rage

A violent episode or tantrum experienced by a performing artist.

"Did you see that guitarist go off on the drummer? That was a classic example of stage rage".

by steve freund March 15, 2008

taint faint

A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.

Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.

by steve freund November 2, 2007

tempo tantrum

A fit of anger displayed by a drummer or percussionist.

Man, don't tell the drummer his time is off. If you do, he'll throw a tempo tantrum.

by steve freund November 4, 2007

drummer drama

Fits of emotional outbursts displayed by percussionists.

Dude, that band won't survive with all that drummer drama.

by steve freund November 4, 2007

pachowli oil

Fragrant body oil for hippie dogs.

That poodle reminds me of the 60's. Must be her pachowli oil.

by steve freund November 6, 2007

deletist

Someone who habitually deletes anything they can, automatically.

"Hey, did you get me last email"?
"Nah dude, it went right into the trash folder. Don't you know I am a deletist?".

by steve freund October 4, 2007