maxident

An accident of the largest proportion.

"Man, that car sure was in an accident. Totally wrecked."
"Dude, that was a maxident!."

by steve freund October 10, 2007

cocklock

A chastity device for men.

I promised my chick I wouldn't have sex with any other women, and she bought me this cocklock.

by steve freund February 25, 2008

financee

Someone you are engaged to strictly for financial reasons.

"He doesn't really love her, he loves her money. Until they actually get married, she is his financee."

by steve freund March 24, 2008

tempo tantrum

A fit of anger displayed by a drummer or percussionist.

Man, don't tell the drummer his time is off. If you do, he'll throw a tempo tantrum.

by steve freund November 04, 2007

drummer drama

Fits of emotional outbursts displayed by percussionists.

Dude, that band won't survive with all that drummer drama.

by steve freund November 04, 2007

beelzebubbe

A satanic jewish grandmother.

The rabbi's grandmother is so evil, she is a real beelzebubbe.

by steve freund October 11, 2007

piranhanoid

To be deathly afraid to go in the water for fear of being attacked by piranhas.

"A woman should never enter the river when menstruating, as this may attract piranhas. This is why so many women are totally piranhanoid."

by steve freund March 18, 2008