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gropie

A touchy-feely chick who hangs around with musicians.
That chick sure loves our band, but she's always trying to touch me and feel me up. She's a real gropie.
by steve freund January 11, 2008
mugGet the gropiemug.

drummer drama

Fits of emotional outbursts displayed by percussionists.
Dude, that band won't survive with all that drummer drama.
by steve freund November 4, 2007
mugGet the drummer dramamug.

tempo tantrum

A fit of anger displayed by a drummer or percussionist.
Man, don't tell the drummer his time is off. If you do, he'll throw a tempo tantrum.
by steve freund November 4, 2007
mugGet the tempo tantrummug.

pussyologist

One who is an expert in all things vaginal.
"That boy sure has a lot of girlfriends. He's a real pussyologist."
by steve freund October 7, 2007
mugGet the pussyologistmug.

canivore

Pete only eats canned foods. He is a total canivore.
by steve freund October 4, 2007
mugGet the canivoremug.

taint faint

A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.
Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.
by steve freund November 2, 2007
mugGet the taint faintmug.

canivorous

A person who only eats canned foods.
"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."
by steve freund October 4, 2007
mugGet the canivorousmug.

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