steve freund's definitions

gropie

A touchy-feely chick who hangs around with musicians.

That chick sure loves our band, but she's always trying to touch me and feel me up. She's a real gropie.

by steve freund January 11, 2008

drummer drama

Fits of emotional outbursts displayed by percussionists.

Dude, that band won't survive with all that drummer drama.

by steve freund November 4, 2007

tempo tantrum

A fit of anger displayed by a drummer or percussionist.

Man, don't tell the drummer his time is off. If you do, he'll throw a tempo tantrum.

by steve freund November 4, 2007

pussyologist

One who is an expert in all things vaginal.

"That boy sure has a lot of girlfriends. He's a real pussyologist."

by steve freund October 7, 2007

canivore

Someone who is canivorous.

Pete only eats canned foods. He is a total canivore.

by steve freund October 4, 2007

taint faint

A numbness in the part of the body between the rectum and testicles, or rectum and vagina.

Riding that bike has made me numb down there. I think I have taint faint.

by steve freund November 2, 2007

canivorous

A person who only eats canned foods.

"Honey, pizza sound good?"
"Sweetheart, you know I am canivorous. Let's pop open a can of beans instead."

by steve freund October 4, 2007