steve's definitions
A ridiculous pastime, played mainly in "pubs" in Kent by tossers called Rupert with plums in their mouths and cocks in their arses (in fact, homosexuality is often a requirement to actually participate in the sport in some pubs).
Rupert: "Fancy a quick game of bat and trap, Miles?"
Miles: "Only once we've finished this round of the biscuit game, looks like I've lost again!!!"
Miles: "Only once we've finished this round of the biscuit game, looks like I've lost again!!!"
by steve March 11, 2008
Get the bat and trapmug. by Steve July 27, 2004
Get the motobecanemug. See I roll around sittin' on dubs, cat and the mouse high on shrubs.. coolin' in my escalade man i'm paid i got it made. take me to your special place, close your eyes show me your face......I'm going to piss on it. Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i dont even want none of the above i want to piss on you, yes i do, i piss on you i pee on, is that that ur body, ur body, is a portopotty, and i pee on it, like it knows karate(knows karate) imma pee on u, drip,drip,drip, pee on all on u, its on its on u.. u wont feel quite the same when you get a whiff of my hershey stains.. i wanna poop on u too, i wanna piss in ur food, the only the thing that makes my life complete is when i turn ur face to a toilet seat.. i want to piss on u, yes i do, yes i do i pee on u,i piss on.. wont u brade my head wont u brade my head
by steve February 28, 2005
Get the r. kellymug. by Steve December 22, 2003
Get the DTAmug. Northern Arizona city where the bike trails outnumber the roads, and the people that swear by them are higher than the elevation. Plenty of trees to hug.. why can't we all just be friends?
by steve March 27, 2005
Get the flagstaffmug. a slammy is one who can't handle a large quantity of alcohol, a slammy is often found passed out, or having sex with multiple partners in one night, slammy is a term for a girl who is an easy drunk
by Steve January 15, 2006
Get the slammymug. by steve April 5, 2005
Get the johnson and walesmug.