steve's definitions

Long Island

Actually, people in Chicago refer to southern Illinois as DOWNSTATE, although they harber to same contempt as New Yorkers when they say Upstate.

Albany is in upstate New York. Springfield downstate from Chicago. Long Island is it's own fucking region so shut the fuck up brooklyn guy or else i'll fucking kill you.

by Steve March 16, 2005

Honz

Honz is a little gremlin looking thing. The ugliest thing in the world... people would rather have a disease then touch this thing... he enjoy Jamican Mudslides and little boys.... he also eats babys... it lives in a hick town where it's father is actually its brother... this thing will never have se in its life.

eeeewwwww i think i can smell honz from here....

by Steve April 18, 2005

muscab

The small circle of crusty dried mustard that forms on top of the mustard squeeze bottle after each use.

Make sure to pick of the muscab before you put mustard on my hot dog.

by Steve July 23, 2004

gino

The Classification of Italians that normaly are Canadian from Toronto. They are considered as Ginos because of there musical preference, known as beats and their tight clothing by brand makers such as Diesel. They are The Male verions as the females are called Gina's.

hey what kind of music do you like...beats?...Are you a Gino

by Steve May 13, 2005

Offspr1ng

God like entity, prowess in all fields of endeavour, and adorned with godlen locks. Perfection personified, quite sexeh too.

If God worked on his AWP skills he might give Offspr1ng a good game.

by Steve February 4, 2003

office space

<verb> To obliterate, destroy, or otherwise beat the crap out of a piece of malfunctioning office equipment.

If my computer crashes one more time today, I'm going to drag it out to the parking lot and office space it!

by Steve July 11, 2003

whore lure

male cologne or after shave, usually with a strong smell and put on liberally.

I'm gonna splash on some whore lure before I go out tonight.

by steve December 17, 2003