steppenwolfe's definitions

badaud

1. n. - an idle, stupid individual who believes just about anything and is a half-witted gossip.

2. A user of Urban dictionary dot com

" I'm not sure of the meaning of that I'll just check it on Urban and add a couple of slack witted defs while I'm there."

"what are you dude some kind of badaud or what? try Webster's at least it doesn't have retarded 15 year olds getting off on made up sexual innuendo"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

baffona

Any woman with a slight moustache, usually of Meditarranean or middle eastern origins. Hence the invention of the 'Habib' or veil.

"I think my wife has been using my razor on her legs again as it was blunt this morning"

"Are you sure, after all her family live in the Edgeware Road, she could just be baffona?"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

balanism

As this is the urban dictionary, I suppose the best definition would be 'sticking something up your arse'! More specifically and for those of a more 'technically minded' nature, it is the use of suppositories or pessaries (hence killing at least one myth, that the 'pessary' is a small bird that lives in New Zealand!..that's a cassowary).

Balanism doesn't usually have anything to do with masturbation or marsupials, contrary to popular misconception.

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

Spaniel

A fat, useless 'Springer' Spaniel that has lost it's will to spring and just inhabits my sofa most of the day. Needs to go out and get a life instead of needing to be dragged off of aforesaid sofa for a walk. Also needs to learn how to do something useful instead of the lamely holding up of one paw and saying 'hello' (which he will only do for food).

Even getting a cat cannot shift this lardarse animal from it's slumber. The cat just invariably sleeps next to the retarded canine.

As a dog, this breed makes a good draft excluder! (not as good as sausage dogs perhaps?)

"Oh you appear to have a large brown turd on your sofa?"

"No, you'll have to excuse the smell. It's my spaniel Charlie. He used to be a springer, but just can't be arsed these days. That's why he failed as a police/ sniffer dog"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

Edgeware Road

A place in London (England) where those of Arabic persuasion live. Also known affectionately by those in The nearby vicinity as 'Little Bagdad'.

Not a place to eat if you value your gastic wellbeing, or dislike fat, garlic smelling people that look like Saddam Hussein.

I was considering a walk down the Edgeware Road, but being jewish I decided to avoid it as the twats down there would probably jihad my arse!

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

QCD

I'm not sure on this one, buy isn't it a shopping channel on that shite satelitte system known as 'SKY' (home to a thousand and one retarded Americanisms that gives everyone a really bad impression of everything American!)

" Hmmm, think I'll buy some nice flame retardant pearl necklaces or something...Should I go to Aberkrombie and Felch to get them?"

"No don't bother moving your fat, lazy, retarded arse just QCD them off of the telly!"

by STePPeNWoLFe September 17, 2006

Abercrombie and felch

A term to denote the utter contempt with which 'normal people' hold any wanker that is gullible enough to hanker after tatty goods hawked by corporations in an attempt to be 'with it', 'trendy' or (the ultimate in stupidity) in the belief that the aforesaid goods are intrinsically worthy of thought.

Aforesaid persons please note...everyone else thinks you are cunts, for your prediliction for over-priced, over hyped goods!

"Hmmm nice clothes, do you think they are Abercrombie and felch?"

"No probably came from Oxfam, but the poor Chav wearing them thinks they're important. Probably best just to humour them."

by STePPeNWoLFe September 17, 2006