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Sharpthorne

A place where large amounts of unwashed masses can be found. And a couple of washed ones.
'I got lost in Sharpthorne today.'
'I can see, you have dirty kneecaps.'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005
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pube

A public house. Often used to get drunk in.
Kid:'I'm off to the pube.'
Parental Figure: 'With your little brother, of course.'
Kid: 'But he hates playing in the pube garden.'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005
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Tree Fairy

The Tree Fairy, also known as the Winter Fairy, brings on the season of winter. The Tree Fairy flys around the world at night, over several weeks late in the year, injecting trees with a special poison. This poison, 'Trisphinxius X' causes, over a short amount of time, the falling off of the tree's leaves. The Tree Fairy works late in the year only, a she takes trips to Bermuda every summer. Legend has it that once upon a time a Norwegian Pine saved the Tree Fairy's life, and as a payment, she has never injected an 'evergreen' since. Hallelujah.
'I am the tree fairy, and I bring you cold, ugly trees!'
by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005
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turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.
1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."
by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004
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planage

Used to exclaim the brilliance of good planning.
'So, we'll finish mini-gol, and be at the cinema in time for Bambi'
'Planage!'
by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005
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The Fast Show

Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!
'Ha. Hahah. Hahahah. Heee hee ha ha ha!'
by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
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Copthorne

the place where the hobbits don't live.
"I'm off to Copthorne."
"Oh, no. You won't find any hobbits there. Try Middle Earth."
"Is that near Crawley."
by Stephen W. Thomas November 10, 2004
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