abscess

A right pain in the arse.

"Oh, that's an abscess, that is."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 18, 2004

skindie

A mixture between a skater and an indie. A desired state for some, a dreaded state for others.

"Look at that skindie over there!"
"That's not a skindie, thats an elephant."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

Pasties

Drugs. A way of being able to admit to a friend that you are on drugs, without it being so obvious that every bobby this side of Tibet arrests you in three minutes. A pasty is someone on drugs, and so therefore a Cornish Pasty is a drugged up person from the Cornwall area of Great Britain.

'Dude, I'm so totally hammered with pasties.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Sharpthorne

A place where large amounts of unwashed masses can be found. And a couple of washed ones.

'I got lost in Sharpthorne today.'
'I can see, you have dirty kneecaps.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

Severed arm of the law

A rogue cop, who has carried on following a case, despite being taken off of it. See Dirty Harry.

'I got a severed arm of the law after me.'
'Ha! You got no chance!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

vacuum-packed cows

A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.

Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 09, 2005

turd monkey

1) A phrase which is used to express disgust towards a person. Not to be mistaken with monkey turd. A turd monkey is generally someone who annoys or disgusts you, but can be used on anyone who generally pisses you off.
2) A statue of a monkey made out of a turd.

1) "You complete and utter turd monkey."
2) "That's a good turd monkey there, Stan."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004