stephen w. thomas's definitions

neo-townie

Any person who claims to be alternative or indie but is actually are townie in denial. Similar breeds are sprouting up over the country. See also skownie.

"That girl is SEXY!"
"No she's not. She's such a neo-townie."

by Stephen W. Thomas October 12, 2004

Hedin

Sven Anders Hedin (1865-1952) was one of the great Swedish explorers. He was not the greatest, but was certainly one of them. Hedin was born in Stockholm and educated in both Sweden and Germany. Before he was 21 he started on his first exploration, of his back garden. He then travelled through Mesopotamia, part of which is now known as Iraq. Fascinating. In 1893 he began a 4 year journey across central Asia, looking for the lesser spotted Asian Zebra a friend had told him about. After four years his friend admitted he had lied. During a journey across the Pamir-La-Anderson Mountains his party found several ancient cities, called 'New York', 'Boston' and 'Disneyworld'. From 1927-35 he was in charge of the joint Chinese-Swedish expedition. They found China, but lost Sweden in the act. Which was a shame. I like Sweden. They invented Abba.

Person 1: 'Oh look! I found Jehol: City of Emperors by Sven Anders Hedin!'
Person 2: 'Well, he's an okay Swedish bloke, but I prefer Gustaf Dalen, who revolutionised lighthouse equipment and invented the Aga cooker.'

by Stephen W. Thomas November 7, 2004

Splud

A wet spud. Useful for throwing.

A threw a splud at Stan's head yesterday, it squelched.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Imberhorny

To be chav-like, but from a middle-class setting. The origin is from Imberhorne school, in East Grinstead, where there is a high population of chavs from middle-class surburbia. Year 8 alone is approximately 72% chav, whereas Year 11, despite being a lesser 71.6% chav, has even more in the year itself. The word Imberhorny, is therefore to be like and Imberhorne chav.

'That kid just asked if I was gay.'
'Yeah, but he's Imberhorny, what does he know?'
'Besides, I'm shagging his sister as it is.'
'Ewww! You're so Imberhorny!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 14, 2005

chavilicious

Fantastically chav-like. Used in description of a typical chav or similar.

FCUK is chavilicious!

by Stephen W. Thomas December 1, 2004

Chavil

A mixture of chav and devil. Effectively, a townie who thinks they are a satanist, but are really townies deep inside.

The chevil only pretended to worship satan, but had a shrine to fcuk in his closet.

by Stephen W. Thomas October 13, 2004

pokes my hemorroids!

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005