stephen w. thomas's definitions

windfart

1)A fart that could be lit by a lighter help over a metre away.
2)A pre-Pimp My Ride style car.

1) 'Holy moly, watch the windfart fly!'
2) 'Your windfart just ain't pimpin' man!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Crapanimation

Manga,anime or Japanimation drawn by lonely teenagers who think they are cool. They are not. The likeness to real Japanese cartoons varies, but is irrelevant once one realises an idiot could draw the characters.

'Is that crapanimation you're drawing, Phil?'
'No, it's Japanimation.'
'Tomayto, Tomarto'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

fcuk

Pronounced fook-uck, this is a term used to describe the popular townie clothing range. Also popular with wannabe townies and occasionally skownies.

"Hey, turd monkey, why the obsession with fcuk?"

by Stephen W. Thomas October 13, 2004

Severed arm of the law

A rogue cop, who has carried on following a case, despite being taken off of it. See Dirty Harry.

'I got a severed arm of the law after me.'
'Ha! You got no chance!'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

boobtacular

An adjective, used to describe the size of man-boobs.

'Mate! Those are boobtacular!'
'....And now you swallow your teeth.'

by Stephen W. Thomas May 13, 2005

rich chavs

Chavs who can afford Fred Perry, and live in ex-council houses, as opposed to council houses.

I think that about covers it, actually.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005

Hedin

Sven Anders Hedin (1865-1952) was one of the great Swedish explorers. He was not the greatest, but was certainly one of them. Hedin was born in Stockholm and educated in both Sweden and Germany. Before he was 21 he started on his first exploration, of his back garden. He then travelled through Mesopotamia, part of which is now known as Iraq. Fascinating. In 1893 he began a 4 year journey across central Asia, looking for the lesser spotted Asian Zebra a friend had told him about. After four years his friend admitted he had lied. During a journey across the Pamir-La-Anderson Mountains his party found several ancient cities, called 'New York', 'Boston' and 'Disneyworld'. From 1927-35 he was in charge of the joint Chinese-Swedish expedition. They found China, but lost Sweden in the act. Which was a shame. I like Sweden. They invented Abba.

Person 1: 'Oh look! I found Jehol: City of Emperors by Sven Anders Hedin!'
Person 2: 'Well, he's an okay Swedish bloke, but I prefer Gustaf Dalen, who revolutionised lighthouse equipment and invented the Aga cooker.'

by Stephen W. Thomas November 7, 2004