Definitions by stephen w. thomas
vacuum-packed cows
A vacuum-packed cow can be found in most fields in Britain throughout autumn and winter. Many believe that the large cylinder black bags are full of hay, but that is an urban legend. Inside these mysterious bags are on average three vacuum-packed cows. These cows have been dehydrated and vacuum packed in order to keep them safe until spring. If you had ever wondered why there were a lot less cows in the fields in winter, you now know. Obviously not all cows are vacuum-packed, as it is still a new technology, and can be dangerous to cows, or require them to have months of therapy afterwards.
Farmer Brown started vacuum-packing his cows around October, so they could get used to their vacuumed environment.
vacuum-packed cows by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
FCUKIP
French Connection United Kingdom Independance Party. I completely non-rascist group who believe in the ethnic cleansing of anyone not from white British surburbia. How fun.
FCUKIP by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
Lost Translation
Lost Translation by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
Splidgeon
Splidgeon by Stephen W. Thomas May 9, 2005
Foire Engin
A common term used to describe fire engines, when using a Cornish accent. I love the Cornish. Anyhoo, this is also a way to taste the drunkness of a friend, by seeing how many 'gin' sounds are added on the end.
Stan: Are you drunk, Jimmy?
Jimmy: I don't know.
Stan: Say 'foire engin'.
Jimmy: Foire engin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin.
Stan: Drunk fool.
Jimmy: I don't know.
Stan: Say 'foire engin'.
Jimmy: Foire engin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin-gin.
Stan: Drunk fool.
Foire Engin by Stephen W. Thomas May 6, 2005