stephanie ling's definitions

Drammatica

The land where all the drama queens and instigators need to be exiled so that all the normal people can have some peace.

My friend kept making all these snide and pointless remarks towards me, so I decided she needed to be on the next plane to Drammatica.

by Stephanie Ling August 30, 2007

Rebster

Someone that gets so sunburned that they are as red as a lobster. This person is so burnt that the biggest loser in highschool can make fun of them.

Wow! That guy is so fucking rebster he is outglowing the hibiscus....

by Stephanie Ling March 15, 2007

penicorn

A fusion of the words penis and unicorn. Basically, this is a synonym for dickhead. If you see where a unicorn's horn is and picture a "dickhead", you will get it.

My ex is being a real asshole. He is such a penicorn!

by Stephanie Ling April 27, 2006

Drurnt

Drunk and Burnt. Maybe showing some titties soon.

After 6 hours in the sun at the pool party, this girl was so drurnt that she took her bikini top off and I was blinded by her white titties.

by stephanie ling May 31, 2006

drinquillibrium

The ability to drink alcohol to a point of incapacitation, yet still be alert enough to give accurate leadership, direction, and conversation to a point that is stunning.

That girl drank 4 beers, 2 scotch and sodas, 4 vodka club sodas, and a glass of wine and STILL was able to maintain an interesting conversation, navigate people home, and make decisions that pleased all. She knows her drinquillibrium.

by Stephanie Ling March 26, 2007

Clist

A clist has been defined as a clit that has a cyst, a clit resembling a cyst, or just an abnormally large clit

Did you see that thing hanging between her legs? At first I thought she had a penis, but then I realized it was too small for a penis and too big for a clit...it was a clist!

by Stephanie Ling May 1, 2006

FUPA

A Fupa is usually found on a relativley thin girl. Fupa stands for fat upper pussy area. A fupa is the pot belly that is found above the genital area or lower stomach. It might look like the girl is a few months pregnant. It is best seen from the side view.

I thought that girl was skinny until she turned to the side and I saw her fupa!

by Stephanie Ling April 24, 2006