Drurnt

Drunk and Burnt. Maybe showing some titties soon.

After 6 hours in the sun at the pool party, this girl was so drurnt that she took her bikini top off and I was blinded by her white titties.

by stephanie ling May 31, 2006

druntics

Any sort of antics,hi-jinks, shenanigans, tomfoolery, mischief, or horse-play performed by a person or persons under the influence of alcohol.

(A portmanteau of 'drunk' and 'antics')

So Jim drank for the first time last weekend? Were there any druntics?

by Odysseus, spotter of hubris November 15, 2011

durnt

To steal anything of value or absurd randomness. To take a virginity. To shave off and eyebrow or piece of hair while someone is drunk and unaware. Should be used right after penetration is obtained to insure that the bitch understands why she is there. To take more than thirty percent of a hand held food item. To take your friends snap without telling him about it. To drift a car using purely your e-brake. To fuck over anyone around you. To cut in line at an amusement park. To trip a rollerblader for due to his poor choice of a sport. To hook up with a bitch for the sole purpose of nutting. Should be used in situations where people other than you and your friends do not understand the word. To jack young dumb sluts valued items. Respected by ancient egyptian scholars for its versatility and simplicity. It is the only word that need not be translated into other languages to be understood by all gentleman.

Dean: Hey bro, Im going to pack george a fat snap for backing me up with the cops yesterday.
Kevin: (lying) Nah man, george doesn't even blaze, that beezy is on on probation.
Dean: Well in that case, would you like a snap kevin?
Kevin: (bong bubbling and is cleared, kevin coughs, regains his breath) Durnt!

Separate situation:

Steve: Can you believe how many garden nomes we just durnted from that bitches house connor?
Connor: Haha, I even durnted a bj from her kid sister

by parrotdick July 4, 2010

Drunt

A drunk cunt

Person#1: "Did you see that drunk bitch who spilled liquor all over the bartender?"
Person#2: "Yeah, she was such a drunt."

by Dubiks August 16, 2018

Drunting

drunk hunting, the optimal combination of alcohol and firearms

Yo Brice, wanna go drunting this weekend up at my ranch?

by Reginal August 12, 2016

Druntmegger

Same as Muntdregger, alternative spelling of Muntdregger

They fed Muntdregger on alcohol and when asked his name he replied Druntmegger, for it was he, just slightly changed.

by Karl Troll March 30, 2009

Drunt

A female of the "babyboomer" generation, who thinks that everything about her is unique, amazing and/or a really big fucking deal. She's also condescending and unfortunately holds herself in higher esteem than anyone who has the misfortune of meeting her. A dramatic cunt.

Don't answer Ms ___ call light, that drunt will have you in there for an hour fluffing her pillows and listening to her go on and on about her aching neck!

by Nursenancy0110 September 17, 2018