Rock Star parking

also known as 'doris day parking', after the actress who would idle in parking lots waiting for the perfect space

we arrived late but still scored doris day parking

by stendhalismo August 08, 2005

air mattress

flight attendant - refers to slut potential of jobs which involve travel

"the stewardess has a guy in every city - what an air mattress"

by stendhalismo April 07, 2005

snotlocker

nose, according to david sedaris' father

just clock him in the snotlocker and he'll go down like like a pile of bricks!

by stendhalismo February 22, 2005

transbitter

when you're so jaded, you've passed to a point beyond bitter - then you're transbitter

"thank you for flying transbitter airlines - we so do not look forward to serving you again soon"

by stendhalismo May 06, 2005

drug waiter

someone who scores drugs for pals, until they come to expect it

"I'm not gonna be derek's drug waiter any longer - the dude only ever calls me when he wants to score"

by stendhalismo April 07, 2005

hiding files

sex. as used by theo on battle of the sexes

we're not sure if they were hiding files

by stendhalismo February 22, 2005

Froschmäusekrieg

Froschmäusekrieg is german for "war between the frogs and the mice" from a poem attributed to Homer (Batrachomyomachia), which is a satire about the pointlessness of war or feuding.

Froschmäusekrieg was used by Helen Dukas (Einstein's secretary and literary executor) to describe the long and bitter dispute between the School of Math and the School of Social Science at the Institute for Advanced Study. A good word to know when facing such a dispute.

by stendhalismo April 08, 2006