statesdude's definitions

maryland

like some others, its 2 states in 1. the west is like pennsylvania or new york, with the big baltimore/dc urban area; the east is filled with corn fields and is more like a hickish southern region; the oasis in the east is ocean city, which is like the jersey shoreline, not hickish like virginia beach; maryland's chesapeake bay is the world's diritiest waterway

baltimore maryland and the maryland eastern shore are like 2 different states

by StatesDude March 31, 2004

delaware

although it should be called South Pennsylvania (it was part of pa in colonial times), it is surprisingly a good state...in the southern part. the north is an industrial wasteland in wilmington and the middle is filled with corn farmer; however southern delaware is awesome: beaches, no taxes, and a laidback environment; its right in between north and south and its as far south as you can go before encoutering hicks (in nearby virginia beach)

delaware is cool, even though no one knows a damn thing about it

by StatesDude March 31, 2004

louisiana

most of the state is a hick state filled with rednecks; however, lousiana remains interesting and not completely horrible for 2 reasons; the Cajuns in SW Louisiana have a deep heritage; the largest city of New Orleans is a blues and jazz capital, with lots of french culture and casinos

Louisiana isn't a hick state...as long as you stay south of I-10

by StatesDude April 1, 2004

new hampshire

an industrial state full of grouchy, but highly independent minded people

the grouchy factory worker in new hampshire said live free or die

by StatesDude March 31, 2004

tennessee

a hick state in the south; its 2 largest citys are known for their music- memphis is an old river city and is a haven for good blues and rock, while nashville is a piece of crap in the center with country; knoxville and anything east of there is hick central

if you have to live in tennessee, make sure its in memphis, so you can hear the blues and cheer on the grizzlies

by StatesDude March 31, 2004

hawaii

its like florida, but more beautiful and with less old people; a tropical paradise with kind people (although native hawaiians are a minority in their own land), beautiful scenary (oceans/rainforests/volcanoes), and great weather

Go to Hawaii if you wanna be in heaven

by StatesDude April 3, 2004

arizona

its hot as hell in arizona! most of the state is desert, but northern arizona has the rockies and its fucking beautiful near flagstaff; phoenix and tuscon are 2 megaplex cities w/ most of the population; 'zona is famous for hot weather, drugs, and mexican migrants

its so fucking hot in arizona!

by StatesDude April 3, 2004