starky 's definitions

smoker

A synonym for idiot, they deserve to die.

Smokers are morons as are stoners.

by starky August 17, 2007

huckabee

The beaver look-a-like governer/preist. I hope his political influence extends no further.

Mike Huckabee is an idiot as are, unfortunately, a lot of US politicians.

by starky February 24, 2008

Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

There should be a statue of Gorbachev in Russia, not Stalin.

by starky October 20, 2008

smoking

Natural selection in action - quickly disposing of the weak and insecure.

Smoking - tell yourself you're cool when you contract lung cancer.

by starky August 11, 2007

daniel day lewis

The best actor alive. He is reknowned for being the most selective actor in holywood, accepting a new roll every three years for which he is paid an enormous sum.

He is also known for taking method acting to its extreme, staying in character whilst off set and preparing for his roles long before filming starts.

Daniel Day Lewis is a pleasant reminder that Hollywood hasn't entirely substituted good actors for pretty faces.

by starky March 21, 2008

damage incorporated

A confederate of losers and drop-outs seeking commiseration for their real life patheticness through means of an online game, namely; runescape.

When you think of damage incorporated, think not of a staggeringly high combat level - instead, think of the hours wasted watching and clicking on a computer screen.

by starky August 11, 2007

socceroos

The Australian Soccer/Football team. We may not be the best or most skillful, but we're easily the toughest and happiest.

The Socceroos took Japan to school.

by starky June 17, 2006