starky 's definitions

ugly

An irreversable biological predestination that, unfortunately, causes the individual whom is ugly to receive disprefferential treatment from both genders for the rest of their lives.

The fear of being ugly is the reason beauty products are one of the worlds best selling items.

by starky April 10, 2008

righteous brothers

A vocal duo consisting of Bobby Hatfield and Bill Medley. They rose to fame in the 1960s with songs such as "You've lost that lovin' feeling" featuring Medley's sonorous bass and "Unchained melody", demonstrating Hatfield's (now deceased) soaring tenor.

The Righteous brothers are legendary.

by starky April 18, 2008

internet

The only place where "Freedom of speach" actually exists.

On the internet one can point out that 86% of terrorists are Islam without being called a racist.

by starky August 31, 2007

art attack

An art show targeting a young audience in which presenter Neil Buchanan creates works of art. The phenomenon lasted 18 years being produced, directed and presented by the same people.

Art attack you, will be missed.

by starky September 3, 2007

jose mourinho

Without a doubt one of the greatest football/soccer managers in history.

Not only does he make whichever team he coaches win, he is also hilarious.

Jose Mourinho: "Yes, I am still the special one. Ask my wife if I'm special."

by starky October 21, 2007

Gorbachev

The saviour of the Russian people. Gorbachev inherited an economically crippled soviet union. Through the socio-political reforms of the Perestroika program, Gorbachev raised the standard of living, increased the civil liberties of the Russian (soviet) peoples and dissolved the threat of a Nuclear Holocaust.

Mikhail Gorbachev is unappreciated.

by starky August 18, 2008

kate nash

A legitimate, self-made female talent who's first single "Foundations" made it to the top of the download chart despite receiving almost no radio air time.

Kate Nash may be a chav, but she is highly talented.

by starky August 22, 2007