staccato brainstem's definitions

ridge runner

A really stupid fuckin' hick.

Them dirty rotten ridge runners have more cars in their front yard than a fuckin' car dealer!

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

shooda

Lithuanian for shit. Believe it or not. Good for use around teachers, bosses, or other authority figures (except Lugans).

(Dropping a brick on foot)
OH, SHOODA!

by staccato brainstem February 17, 2005

making love

What a woman does when a guy fucks her.

She thought we were making love...what a dunce!

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

Laughing Sam's Dice

LSD. From a wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD".

I hope you enjoy the ride...I am!
Jimi

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

give her the malt

Term for the consummation of a sex act. Origin from Andrew Dice Clay (I think).

We had fun last night...I gave her the malt and fell asleep.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

step on a duck

A really loud, smelly fart that almost sounds like a quack.

WHOA...who stepped on a duck?! It fuckin' stinks in here!

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

shitball

A low-life loser; degenerate.

What a shitball! He killed his family!

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005