staccato brainstem's definitions

ridge runner

A really stupid fuckin' hick.

Them dirty rotten ridge runners have more cars in their front yard than a fuckin' car dealer!

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

Laughing Sam's Dice

LSD. Comes from a really wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD." Sounds REALLY good with Laughing Sam, himself.

Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
That's the way it goes...

by staccato brainstem February 17, 2005

yella bastard

Old-fashioned term for a coward; a wussman of huge proportions; one who has no backbone or the balls to stand up for himself.

That yella bastard is runnin' away from us cuz he's a pussy!

by staccato brainstem February 10, 2005

punching the bald clown

Yet another term for jerking off, it also is one of the funniest ones.

Mattnever gets laid cuz he'd rather punch the bald clown.

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

duck

An annoying girlfriend/wife that quacks you up.

That duck of mine, all she does is QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!

by staccato brainstem February 17, 2005

shit sandwich

1. Expression used for any bad situation or misfortune.
2. Phrase to be used anytime.

1. He ate a shit sandwich for stealing that car.
2. Man, I got the flu bad!
Shit sandwich!

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

Laughing Sam's Dice

LSD. From a wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD".

I hope you enjoy the ride...I am!
Jimi

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005