Laughing Sam's Dice

LSD. From a wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD".

I hope you enjoy the ride...I am!
Jimi

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

fistina

Another(!) term for masturbation.
See also Rosey Palm and Her Five Sisters, Punching the Bald Clown, and Jerking Off.

I had nothing going on, so Fistina paid me a visit.

by staccato brainstem February 23, 2005

shit sandwich

1. Expression used for any bad situation or misfortune.
2. Phrase to be used anytime.

1. He ate a shit sandwich for stealing that car.
2. Man, I got the flu bad!
Shit sandwich!

by staccato brainstem June 17, 2005

step on a duck

A really loud, smelly fart that almost sounds like a quack.

WHOA...who stepped on a duck?! It fuckin' stinks in here!

by staccato brainstem February 12, 2005

ridge runner

A really stupid fuckin' hick.

Them dirty rotten ridge runners have more cars in their front yard than a fuckin' car dealer!

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

drunk

1. Past tense of "drink".
2. Your girlfriend's dad.
3. Spinning without moving.

1. You drunk my beer!
2. Am I right?
3. I am drunker than fuck right now!

by staccato brainstem February 14, 2005

Laughing Sam's Dice

LSD. Comes from a really wild song by Jimi Hendrix, "The Stars That Play With Laughing Sam's Dice." AKA "STP With LSD." Sounds REALLY good with Laughing Sam, himself.

Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
Don't open that door!
That's the way it goes...

by staccato brainstem February 17, 2005