jump value

The monetary difference between your current salary and what employers are courting you with. Was common in the 90s with web developers and solution architects when they were switching jobs frequently to have jump values of five figures when all bonuses and incentives were calculated. This number was often compared against the potential for salary hikes with an existing employer over x years, but also as a way to guage one's 'rank' or value in the .com revolution.
-Right now I've got a jump value of $20k, and this company is actively recruiting me, so I'm thinking about doing it.
--Do it! Jump!
-Yeah, if I stay at my current job, I can only expect 5% raises annually, plus 4k in incentive bonuses, so I'd make a hell of a lot more money in that two years if I jump now!
by SS January 22, 2004
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cheechako

A new-comer to Alaska, ignorant of the terrain, the weather, the animals, the culture, the necessary driving skills in the winter, etc. Opposite of a sourdough.
-Did you see the 90-car pile-up on the Glenn Highway this morning on your way to work?
--Yeah, and how much you wanna bet that it was all caused by some goddamn Cheechako at the front of the pack?
by SS January 22, 2004
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hot belly

A young lady living in cincinnati whose belly gets particularly warm while sleeping. Hot belly is good to cuddle up against. She is also hot in the sexual sense.
Damn hot belly, your belly's on fire!
by ss February 07, 2005
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black and tan

A mixed beer drink, usually comprised of Guiness and Bass or Guiness and Harp's.
Give me a Black and Tan, barkeep!
by SS January 22, 2004
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gert

Big or very
Christ! That elephant's bloody gert.
by ss March 19, 2004
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Bendy

Horny as hell. Dervied from 'supple,' lithesome.
How bendy are you feeling tonight comma babe?
by SS February 10, 2005
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Irish Car Bomb

A potent mixed drink, usually part of a late night drinking session at dive bars or pubs between a young man and his friends, often consumed as a statement of solidarity. Drink is made as follows:

1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream
2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Jameson Irish Whiskey (or your other favorite Irish whiskey). The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Use a spoon to poor the whiskey over the Bailey's if necessary.
3. Light the whiskey on fire and drop into a half-pint of Guinness stout!
4. Slam the glass down after drinking mixture in one full gulp!
Yelled: Barkeep! Irish Car Bombs for my lads!

Bartender: What'll you have?
Patron: Irish Car Bombs for me and my lads if you please!
by SS January 22, 2004
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