squiggly wigglies 's definitions

Karen

-Blonde mom in her 40s.

-Has three perfect children
-PTA President

-Gets mad SUPER easily

Girl one: Hey Karen!

Karen: Hey!

Girl 2: Ew your name is Karen..?
Karen: No one asked for your crusty dusty opinion Susan!

by squiggly wigglies December 1, 2019

Area 51

A place millions were supposed to raid but no one did.

A place where Aliens are stored.

Bro did you go to Area 51?
Ew no, did you?

Yeah. No one was there 😤😤

by squiggly wigglies December 1, 2019

Jeana

A JEANA is a fuzzy multicolor nonexistent sock. JEANA’s are often seen in people’s dreams.

I saw a JEANA in my dream and wanted one; sadly JEANA’s are nonexistent

by squiggly wigglies December 1, 2019

Sad Boi Hour

Sad boi hour is basically when you sit in your room at night listening to sad music and crying.

Warning: sad boi hour can easily be turned into mad boi hour if you don’t cry!

Sad Boi Hour MUST include:
-sad music

-crying

-dimmed lights

Optional (but recommended):
-Pillow

-Essential Scents

Person one: Hey I just had my sad boi hour

Person two: oh how was it?

Person one: good. The songs really hit hard this time and I cried a lot

Person two: that’s good man!

by squiggly wigglies December 9, 2019

F-boy

~F-boy stands for fuckboy~
A f-boy is someone who only wants you for your looks, body, and pressures you into sexual activity. I know it’s tempting to like f-boys because they are ALWAYS hella attractive but try and keep your distance.

1: hey did you see Matt yesterday?? That shirt made him look soooooo hot

2: I agree but keep your distance! He’s a f-boy. He will break your heart faster than *snaps* that.

by squiggly wigglies December 9, 2019