Vigina

Retarded kids who do not know how to spell “vagina”

“Pets will have their own vigina in the future”
“You mean vaginas, silly!”

by squatfucker420 September 28, 2018

flat stanley

when you see a hot hoe with massive jugs but when you take off her bra shes flatter then a flat screen TV

"i was so hyped to see laqueeshas double d boobs but when i took off her bra she was flatter then my 6 year old brother."

"ugh i hate flat stanleys!"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

easy come, easy go

when you show up to fuck, but you see a used condom in the trash

"yo me and jules were gonna fuck but it was easy come, easy go when i found a fucking used condom in the trash and her ex avi's shirt in the bathroom"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

masturhater

a person who strongly dislikes masturbation

"hey lila wanna masturbate tonight?"

"nah im a masturhater"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

squatfucking

when you vertically go up and down slowly on top of a cock in a squat format.

last night, britt gave me some hard squatfucking i think i have a rash!

by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

shark bait

when yo girls braces are scraping your wein while shes giving you head

"owe my dick hurts from my dick being shark bait to samantha last night! i hope she gets her braces off soon!"

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

orgasm material

when a piece of apparel is so fucking soft you just want to jack off to it

dayummmm i just got these new joggers and they are orgasm material for sure!

by squatfucker420 June 8, 2017