Definitions by squatfucker420

shark bait

when yo girls braces are scraping your wein while shes giving you head

"owe my dick hurts from my dick being shark bait to samantha last night! i hope she gets her braces off soon!"

shark bait by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

flat stanley 

when you see a hot hoe with massive jugs but when you take off her bra shes flatter then a flat screen TV

"i was so hyped to see laqueeshas double d boobs but when i took off her bra she was flatter then my 6 year old brother."

"ugh i hate flat stanleys!"

flat stanley by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

sucking candy 

when she sucks your fingers because she is so drunk and cant find your dick

last night mary was so drunk she couldnt even find my dick so my fingers were some good sucking candy

sucking candy by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

egg fingering 

when you finger your bitch so deep you reach the fertelized eggs

yo, last night i was in so deep i think there was some deep egg fingering going on!

egg fingering by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

squatfucking 

when you vertically go up and down slowly on top of a cock in a squat format.

last night, britt gave me some hard squatfucking i think i have a rash!

squatfucking by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

heimlich job 

when you push repetitively with the palm of your hand on a dick so it goes in and out mulitple times

dude last night susan gave me a heimlich job to make up for lost time

heimlich job by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017

squadgasm 

when the whole squad is feelin themselves

last night the entire crew was having a squadgasm after watching porn

squadgasm by squatfucker420 January 28, 2017