squatfucking

when you vertically go up and down slowly on top of a cock in a squat format.

last night, britt gave me some hard squatfucking i think i have a rash!

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

heimlich job

when you push repetitively with the palm of your hand on a dick so it goes in and out mulitple times

dude last night susan gave me a heimlich job to make up for lost time

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

egg fingering

when you finger your bitch so deep you reach the fertelized eggs

yo, last night i was in so deep i think there was some deep egg fingering going on!

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

flubajillion

a number that is more then a million and a billion multiplied by another billion to express ones love

i love you times a flubajillion!!

by squatfucker420 February 02, 2017

orgasm material

when a piece of apparel is so fucking soft you just want to jack off to it

dayummmm i just got these new joggers and they are orgasm material for sure!

by squatfucker420 June 08, 2017

squadgasm

when the whole squad is feelin themselves

last night the entire crew was having a squadgasm after watching porn

by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017

flat stanley

when you see a hot hoe with massive jugs but when you take off her bra shes flatter then a flat screen TV

"i was so hyped to see laqueeshas double d boobs but when i took off her bra she was flatter then my 6 year old brother."

"ugh i hate flat stanleys!"

by squatfucker420 January 30, 2017