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shark bait

when yo girls braces are scraping your wein while shes giving you head
"owe my dick hurts from my dick being shark bait to samantha last night! i hope she gets her braces off soon!"
by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017
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flat stanley

when you see a hot hoe with massive jugs but when you take off her bra shes flatter then a flat screen TV
"i was so hyped to see laqueeshas double d boobs but when i took off her bra she was flatter then my 6 year old brother."

"ugh i hate flat stanleys!"
by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017
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sucking candy

when she sucks your fingers because she is so drunk and cant find your dick
last night mary was so drunk she couldnt even find my dick so my fingers were some good sucking candy
by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017
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bean dip

a funny word known as to scooping one or anothers boob.
i tried to bean dip marlie but there was nothing to dip...
by squatfucker420 January 31, 2017
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flubajillion

a number that is more then a million and a billion multiplied by another billion to express ones love
i love you times a flubajillion!!
by squatfucker420 February 2, 2017
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Vigina

Retarded kids who do not know how to spellvagina
“Pets will have their own vigina in the future
You mean vaginas, silly!”
by squatfucker420 September 28, 2018
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Hop in the suorin

When u rip suorin so hard w rap music in the background preferably the song “foreign”
by squatfucker420 September 28, 2018
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