Empirate

ehm-pie'-ret n. one who advocates then hijacks an establishment or expansion of empire, esp. with the intent of either personal enrichment or advancement of fundamentalist philosophies. A pirate of empire.

Note: for the sake of the author's conditional liberty, please do not assume that the preceding definition refers to either Dick Cheney or Paul Wolfowitz. The two are more accurately described as assholes.
"...and I for one welcome our new empirate overlords!"
by sPud October 13, 2004
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firkin

Something unspeakable you perform with your unmentionables.
Professor Hill caught Jennings having a quick firkin in the lavotories and nearly ended himself on the spot.
by spud July 22, 2003
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Retiggity

Retiggity YOUR NEXT!!
by SPUD September 24, 2003
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p0nts

Someone elses scanties you wear on your head when very very drunk.
Simon spend half an hour dancing to Marillion with his dads p0nts on his head.
by spud July 22, 2003
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clam bumper

Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"
by Spud January 28, 2004
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shazam

used while playing multiplayer halo or any other multiplayer game it means "in your face inferior opponents"
*can only properly be used if yelled
by Spud August 09, 2004
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lightweight

This can have two meanings:
1) The traditional meaning of someone who cannot hold their drink or
2) An insulting term given to someone whose actions or opinions are of no consequence.
Martin: Is that Graham over there, in the Burberry shirt?
Spud: Yeah, but steer clear of him, he's a lightweight.
by Spud September 24, 2003
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