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Karunt

It is a contraction of 'Karen' and cunt'.

When a person is a total Karen and a big cunt at the same time.

That woman in the drive-thru demanded that we serve her even though she came 10 minutes after we closet. What a KARUNT!

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Johnny sent me a meme that's slightly funny: laugh inside a little bit Lialb

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A female human who has above average sized breasts that potentially looked particularly perky.

Have you seen the new girl at school? Holy crap she's got some serious lady balloons up front.

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A woman who has Pleasured countless men to complete and utter satisfaction.

I spent a night with Jenna. That chick is so skillful! She surely has earned her Vag of honor.

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Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

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A condition where one has a hang nail or otherwise jagged portion of a fingernail and uses it to finger Bang a chick.

Glen fingered the fuck out of my Vag last night. It sucked though cause he had a serious case of Bang Nail :(

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Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

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