sphincter sargent's definitions

96

when two lovers pleasure each other's Sphinchters instead of their genitalia.

hey Laura, let's do the 96 tonight instead of 69 ok?

by sphincter sargent June 2, 2015

Bang Nail

A condition where one has a hang nail or otherwise jagged portion of a fingernail and uses it to finger Bang a chick.

Glen fingered the fuck out of my Vag last night. It sucked though cause he had a serious case of Bang Nail :(

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 13, 2016