sphincter sargent's definitions

Karunt

It is a contraction of 'Karen' and cunt'.

When a person is a total Karen and a big cunt at the same time.

That woman in the drive-thru demanded that we serve her even though she came 10 minutes after we closet. What a KARUNT!

by sphincter sargent January 19, 2022

vag of honor

A woman who has Pleasured countless men to complete and utter satisfaction.

I spent a night with Jenna. That chick is so skillful! She surely has earned her Vag of honor.

by sphincter sargent March 10, 2017

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

96

when two lovers pleasure each other's Sphinchters instead of their genitalia.

hey Laura, let's do the 96 tonight instead of 69 ok?

by sphincter sargent June 2, 2015

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

Bang Nail

A condition where one has a hang nail or otherwise jagged portion of a fingernail and uses it to finger Bang a chick.

Glen fingered the fuck out of my Vag last night. It sucked though cause he had a serious case of Bang Nail :(

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016