sphincter sargent's definitions

vag of honor

A woman who has Pleasured countless men to complete and utter satisfaction.

I spent a night with Jenna. That chick is so skillful! She surely has earned her Vag of honor.

by sphincter sargent March 10, 2017

Karunt

It is a contraction of 'Karen' and cunt'.

When a person is a total Karen and a big cunt at the same time.

That woman in the drive-thru demanded that we serve her even though she came 10 minutes after we closet. What a KARUNT!

by sphincter sargent January 19, 2022

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

96

when two lovers pleasure each other's Sphinchters instead of their genitalia.

hey Laura, let's do the 96 tonight instead of 69 ok?

by sphincter sargent June 2, 2015

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 13, 2016

turkish battle cannon

Describes Someone of middle Eastern descent with and overly endowed PENIS!

I almost passed out when Saieed took off his trousers! He has a turkish battle cannon down there!

by sphincter sargent September 12, 2016

Lialb

Lialb ( laugh inside a little bit)

Johnny sent me a meme that's slightly funny: laugh inside a little bit Lialb

by sphincter sargent August 18, 2021