spanky's definitions

lockdown

jail

johnny done fucked up, he's in lockdown now

by spanky July 23, 2003

droned

when you have been drinking alcohol and smoking pot at same time (may cause you to pass out)

holy shit dude im droned (then pass out)

by spanky August 25, 2003

Flat Cocker

another word used for lesbian; carpet muncher; dyke female that does not like penis

Sara and Catherine are flat cockers

by SpAnKy December 7, 2003

ttocs land

fake degrees, fake money, fake freinds

"Your living in ttocs land man"

by Spanky July 30, 2004

dink out

While golfing: On any hole tee-off, if your shot fails to pass the womens tee-off spot, the other players call DINK OUT! and you must pull out your dink and play the rest of that hole with your dong hanging out of your pants.

FORE!
*slice*
shit, that thing only went two feet!
DINK OUT!!

by spanky December 18, 2003

red rocket

that red hot dog like stick that emerges from a dog's crotch. also known as the pink crayon or the pink lipstick

eww gross, your dogs got a red rocket, and he's dragging his ass all over the carpet.

by spanky March 21, 2005

mob face

generally referring to facial complexion that resembles roadkill. Also known as the uni-sex face.

Darci's body is fine, but she needs a bag for her horrible case of mob face.

by Spanky December 5, 2004