sonofturbo's definitions

fact

This term is usually used in conjection with the name of a know it all friend. These "facts" are typically things that the other individual has decided on their own as the way something works and assumes is too complicated of a thing for most people to know how it actually works, so what the individual has come up with is then stated as a fact. The recipient of the fact is usually well aware that it is complete bullshit. Thus when the recipient of the fact restates it to a fiend it is quoted as a (insert generic friends name here) "fact"

Friend: ellen told me that gravity is actually a push force not a pull force

Me: wow that is such an ellen fact

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

actually

This is a word that is typically used by a know it all just before they release a flood of complete and total bullshit on an unsuspecting victim. What follows is usually restated later by the victim as a "fact".

Me: hey my dog eats his own poop its so disgusting

Friend: Actually; its good for dogs to eat their own poop because it helps them maintain the healthy bacteria from their digestive tract.

Me: Oh......(does he seriously expect me to buy that load of bullsit?)

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

failfest

1. When a group of people who are really terrible at something gt together to do that exact activity, peope who cannot play guitar hero or rockband on the expert setting, yet get together and hold a tournament, people who have extremely slow cars and get together at the local reacetrack to run over 14 second quartermile times, any art galleries for preschoolers or metally handicapped people.

2. when a single individual goes on an unfortunate series of events in wich none of them go the way he or she intended, among these series of events one instance of falling down in a matter that lacks any notion of grace is required, usually said individual ends up humiliating themselves publicly on an epic scale.

Friend: what happend last night, its like i got hit by the bad karma bus

Me: I dont know but that was the greatest failfest ive ever seen.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

douschebag

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.

Friend: hey whats up with that carrie chick?

Me: she's dating some douschebag who cant decide if hes a redneck or a gangsta.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

douchebag

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.

hey whats up with the guy in the mustang?

Who the guy with the expensive sunglasses and teh frosted tips

yea whats his deal?

i dont know just some fucking douchebag.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009