sonofturbo's definitions

fact

This term is usually used in conjection with the name of a know it all friend. These "facts" are typically things that the other individual has decided on their own as the way something works and assumes is too complicated of a thing for most people to know how it actually works, so what the individual has come up with is then stated as a fact. The recipient of the fact is usually well aware that it is complete bullshit. Thus when the recipient of the fact restates it to a fiend it is quoted as a (insert generic friends name here) "fact"

Friend: ellen told me that gravity is actually a push force not a pull force

Me: wow that is such an ellen fact

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

failfest

1. When a group of people who are really terrible at something gt together to do that exact activity, peope who cannot play guitar hero or rockband on the expert setting, yet get together and hold a tournament, people who have extremely slow cars and get together at the local reacetrack to run over 14 second quartermile times, any art galleries for preschoolers or metally handicapped people.

2. when a single individual goes on an unfortunate series of events in wich none of them go the way he or she intended, among these series of events one instance of falling down in a matter that lacks any notion of grace is required, usually said individual ends up humiliating themselves publicly on an epic scale.

Friend: what happend last night, its like i got hit by the bad karma bus

Me: I dont know but that was the greatest failfest ive ever seen.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

douschebag

!. a word used to describe an individual of the male gender who by all outward appearances, tries way too hard either to be cool or to exhibit a particular stereotype, or tries to use a certain hooby to make themselves more attractive to women but does not make any money off of said activity. This includes but is not limited to, bleached hair, surfer hair, tattos, muscle cars, lifted trucks, facial piercings, frequent lies, chest bumping, cock waving,fauhawks, muscle flexing, expensive sunglasses, european cars, Sports jersies, single color outfits, sports apparel, cowboy hats, trucker hats, black eyeliner, bangs covering half the face, tight pants on guys with no ass, skateboarding and sagging.

Friend: hey whats up with that carrie chick?

Me: she's dating some douschebag who cant decide if hes a redneck or a gangsta.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

come outside

this is another phrase used by people that bears not real conviction, the individual using said statement is picking you up fro one reason or another and can be anyware from outide your house to fifteen minutes away. typically this individual is impatient and the farther away they are from your house when they say this, the more likely they think you arnt ready yet.

are you here yet

ya im around the corner come outside.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009

gym-scrub

a gym-scrub is a guy who goes to the gym religiously and convinces himself hes getting stronger by doing his reps less and less legit each time he does it. examples would be using your legs and throwing your back to do seated row, either bouncing the bar off of your chest or leaving an 8 inch gap when doing bench press and swaying back and forth while doing curls. the more exagerated the movement the more weight the individual can lift.

friend: why is that guy hella throwing the free weights around with his body?

ME: oh it makes him feel tough to do that with 50 pound dumbells cus hes a gym-scrub.

by sonofturbo October 7, 2009