Definitions by someone malignant
American High
A bunch of people bought a high school and decided to start a channel on YouTube, maybe TikTok and Reels idk, where they film short-form content about school in it. The owners are Hyde Healy, Aidan Micho, Julia Dicesare, Grace Reiter, and Ryan Micho. Everyone else is apparently too insignificant to be on the channel banner, although most 12-year-old girls go through a phase where they have a crush on Aidan Micho.
"wtf I started watching American High and now all that's in my feed are edits of Hyde Healy"
"College Life and Barely Adult are also good channels, go watch them"
"College Life and Barely Adult are also good channels, go watch them"
American High by someone malignant March 26, 2025
Wikipedia hopscotch
A game you play on wikipedia.org when you're exceptionally bored. It has two variants:
1. Start on any topic, scroll a bit, and click on the first hyperlink you see. Either repeat for a certain amount of time (say 10 or 15 minutes, but can be more or less) or for a certain number of clicks (usually in the 20-click range but can be more or less) and see where you end up.
2. Start on any topic and try to get to any other topic (called the destination) in under a certain amount of clicks (7 is good to start). Common destinations include Jesus, Nazi Germany, USA, ect. Basically, any well-known/really annoying thing is a perfect destination.
Once you get to your end article, either read it or play again, starting from your new article.
1. Start on any topic, scroll a bit, and click on the first hyperlink you see. Either repeat for a certain amount of time (say 10 or 15 minutes, but can be more or less) or for a certain number of clicks (usually in the 20-click range but can be more or less) and see where you end up.
2. Start on any topic and try to get to any other topic (called the destination) in under a certain amount of clicks (7 is good to start). Common destinations include Jesus, Nazi Germany, USA, ect. Basically, any well-known/really annoying thing is a perfect destination.
Once you get to your end article, either read it or play again, starting from your new article.
"I'm actually bored up my ass rn"
"dude just do Wikipedia hopscotch. you'll be sitting there for hours."
"wow thanks man" "this is so fun"
"dude just do Wikipedia hopscotch. you'll be sitting there for hours."
"wow thanks man" "this is so fun"
Wikipedia hopscotch by someone malignant January 22, 2025
rizzaholic
guy: are we in Nashville? cause you're the only TEN I SEE. are you a parking ticket? cause you've got FINE written ALL OVER YOU. are you a curb? cause I'm tripping all over you.
girl:
bro: brother you are a rizzaholic
girl:
bro: brother you are a rizzaholic
rizzaholic by someone malignant January 1, 2025
Oakleys
The only acceptable sunglasses for any single 20-30-year-old male to wear while on a snowboard (or, in semi-rare cases where the 20-30-year-old male grew up in a gated community, ski) vacation.
It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.
It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.
Oakley wearer: *drops Oakleys*
(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??
Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.
(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??
Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.
Oakleys by someone malignant December 26, 2024
case of dilla
The most incorrect American way to mispronounce "quesadilla." Anyone who uses this word should be immediately kicked out of whatever dining establishment they're in.
American: excuse me, can I order two case of dillas?
Mexican restaurant worker: (sarcastically) sure. do you also want a free side of whack-a-mole?
American: oh, is that the one that's, like, the mashed-up of-uh-condo? see.
Mexican restaurant worker: (sarcastically) sure. do you also want a free side of whack-a-mole?
American: oh, is that the one that's, like, the mashed-up of-uh-condo? see.
case of dilla by someone malignant December 25, 2024
d-dubs
A verbal version of the abbreviation "dw," which means "don't worry." d-dubs is an easy-to-say version of this.
d-dubs by someone malignant December 22, 2024
Wattpad bully (m)
1. An oddly-flirty jock who is unnecessarily mean to the female (or male, in boyxboy cases) main character of a Wattpad story. By around the last 10-2 chapters of the Wattpad story, they're on the track to a situationship. In some cases, if the Wattpad story receives 200+ views, there will be a sequel marked Mature where they have a rubber-free relationship. In some cases, when the Wattpad story reaches 10k+ views, there will be a trilogy where they have children.
2. A guy who is unnecessarily mean to the main character of a Wattpad story. This version is not an enemies to lovers story, but a plot device to make the crush or best friend of the main character console her. In some cases, the bro of the Wattpad bully and crush of the main character will stand up for her.
2. A guy who is unnecessarily mean to the main character of a Wattpad story. This version is not an enemies to lovers story, but a plot device to make the crush or best friend of the main character console her. In some cases, the bro of the Wattpad bully and crush of the main character will stand up for her.
1. "Sure, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan (or something else frat boy) might be a massive asshat, but he's hot tbh" "I would wanna go out with him if I wasn't such a nerdy nerd, I'm just too nerdy for him 😔" *proceeds to date*
2. Wattpad bully (m) bro: "It's okay, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan might be a bully, but I think you're cute" *closes bedroom door*
2. Wattpad bully (m) bro: "It's okay, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan might be a bully, but I think you're cute" *closes bedroom door*
Wattpad bully (m) by someone malignant December 22, 2024