smythe's definitions

wigity wagity

Penis, balls and chain, the pole,

dude your wigity wagity is hanging out!!
OUTCH you hit me in my wigity wagity

by Smythe February 28, 2003

grammar

Something that should be learnt properly before being allowed access to word definitions on Urban Dictionary. I'm sick of misused punctuation, missing capital letters and lazy spelling. If I had a red pen right now...

"Lyk do u giez no how 2 punktooate coz mie teecher says i suk @ it"
"Get out."

by Smythe September 4, 2005

Zwitter

Its German for hermaphrodite, also a very shway Rammstein song.

Yo...this kid Nickolicious is a Switter.

by Smythe March 28, 2003

315

Its a crew of uber,cool, shway dudes that represent Syracuse, NY

Yo, its.. Lunch Box, Nickolious, T-Dog, Doug Danger, and Smythe they are the crew of 315.

by Smythe March 28, 2003

Monacle Man

Basically an old fashioned version of a pimp. Likes to wear monacles, bow ties and pocket watches. Fave item: top hat. Is ruffled.

That monacle man is a sleazy old pervert with a cane. Bet he lives in a castle with his trained waiter-duck.

by Smythe November 1, 2003

Houdini, The

Your doing a girl doggy style and right before you spooge you spit on her back so she thinks your done and then when she looks back you blow your load in her face and then punch her in the eye. Proceeding that you steal her wallet and other valued possesions.

Yo, I pulled the houdini on that bitch last night and made off with $5 and a pocket of lint.

by Smythe February 28, 2003

Penny whistles

Whistles... made from pennies... or so the fable goes anyhoo. Are often sold in ice cube trays and are plentiful wherever you find Ghetto Moon Pies. Delicious with Pina Coladas.

"Mmmmmm... penny whistles..."

by Smythe October 25, 2004