Definitions by smurf

Half-orc 

Half-orcs are the children of orcs and humans. Their heritage is evident thanks to their muscular build, sloping forehead, prominent lower jaw, and jutting teeth. Half-orcs are extremely powerful and make excellent fighters. However, they are typically dull and slow-witted.

Can have greenish skin.

Half-orc by smurf August 23, 2004

Half-elf 

Half-elves are the children of elves and humans. They combine many of the best features of both races, having the lingevity of elves as well as the inquisitive nature of humans. However, half-elves never feel quite at home in either human or elven society.

half-elves are almost perfect... almost.

Half-elf by smurf August 23, 2004

Deep Gnome 

Deep Gnomes, are also known as svirfneblin, are legendary because they are so rarely seen. They live deep under the earth, where they create beautiful artifacts made of precious metals and gems, as well as fantastic creations of stonework. They live under constant threat of attack from other races. This has made the svirfneblin wise and agile, if somewhat timid and retiring.

Not your average lawn gnome

Deep Gnome by smurf August 23, 2004

Halfling 

Halflings are called this because they are half the size of humans. While small, halflings are quite capable, and those who think them easy targets soon learn painful and sharp lessons.

also known as hobbits.

Halfling by smurf August 23, 2004

Can't live with her, can't kill her 

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

Can't live with her, can't kill her by smurf August 23, 2004

Aasimar 

Aisimars are the descendents of a union between mortals and celestial beings, and they carry some trace of their devine heritage.

Most Aasimars are fitted to become someone who helps people, like a paladin, or cleric.

Aasimar by smurf August 22, 2004

Shield Dwarf 

The default dwarf is a shield dwarf, they are moody, humorless, and hard for non-dwarves to get along wit, a tendency that has led to the deterioration of the dwarven kingdoms in recent years.

Meaner than most dwarves, Gimli is not one.

Shield Dwarf by smurf August 22, 2004