smurf's definitions

Twack

1. Another word for Crystal Methamphetamine.

2. Common objects associated with crystal methamphetamine. These objects can be signs that junkies are present or were there recently (maybe crashed on the floor/couch). These things include really crappy drawings of graffiti on scrap paper, uncleaned dog poo/drinks/food on the carpet, broken light bulbs/missing light bulbs (can be improvised to smoke meth), crafty arts that require short attention spans (for females), left-over traces of meth on the coffee table, and other various tweaker paraphernalia.

1. Yo man you got some of that twack?(twacktonite)

2. Man i got home last night and my room mate had twack all over the living room!

by Smurf October 5, 2006

geriatric

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)

Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.

by Smurf September 29, 2008

bugbear

Bugbears are the largest of the goblinoids. these huge creatures tower over the battlefield, srtiking terror into all who see them. like many large creatures bugbears are both helped and hindered by their great size. their tremendous strength makes them wrecking machines in combat, but drops their armor class making them more vulnerable.

A bugbear is like an enlarged goblin.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Half-orc

Half-orcs are the children of orcs and humans. Their heritage is evident thanks to their muscular build, sloping forehead, prominent lower jaw, and jutting teeth. Half-orcs are extremely powerful and make excellent fighters. However, they are typically dull and slow-witted.

Can have greenish skin.

by smurf August 23, 2004

trucking

When someone is on LSD and you take a pillow and a flashlight, run at them with the flashlight on and hit them in the face with a pillow. then, yell, "TRUCK!" usually is followed by the person thinking that they were hit by a truck. Person trucking+good trip=bad trip.

(trucking is situational)

by smurf May 13, 2005

Gold Dwarf

Gold Dwarves don't share their cousins' dour nature. However, they are less agile. Like shield dwarves they are stout and tough.

Gimli would be more than likely classified here.

by smurf August 22, 2004

ganool

An Italian-American pastry with stuffing.

Don Giovanni: In the years that we've been friends, England and Jersey never once have you invited me to your home for coffee and cake.
Or ganool... Something, you know.
Sherrif of Rottingham: A g-what?
Don Giovanni: A ganool!
Don Giovanni: It's a pastry with stuffing...

by Smurf January 20, 2017