smurf's definitions

barghest

A barghest looks like a mutated troll, amd killing one is about as difficult. devilish creatures of pure evil, barghests are resistant to almost everything.

A barghest could kill adventurers who don't know what they are doing.

by Smurf August 17, 2004

Gray Dwarf

Also known as Duergar, gray dwarves contain all of the worst traits of the dwarven races in one package. Duergar share little with thier less subterranean cousins, but they do have the same hardiness. Their foes find them just as hard to kill.

Tough buggars on the battlefield.

by smurf August 22, 2004

Totemic Druid

This druid identifies with a particular animal, an animal that he feels represents his spirit. This grants him a special connection to the animal kingdom, and he is able to call upon their spirits to aid him.

Cannot shapeshift at all

by smurf August 23, 2004

Kensai

This class is also known as the Sword Saints, and consists of a warrior who has been specially trained to be one with his sword. They are deadly fast, and trained to fight without encumbrance.

A kensai is a mixture of a ninja, and samurai.

by smurf August 23, 2004

Can't live with her, can't kill her

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

by smurf August 23, 2004

geriatric

n. A general term for an elderly person or senior citizen. Derived from the word "Geriatrics" (A type of medicine prescribed to the elderly)

Man... for a geriatric... Brett Farve sure can throw that pigskin.

by Smurf September 29, 2008

ganool

An Italian-American pastry with stuffing.

Don Giovanni: In the years that we've been friends, England and Jersey never once have you invited me to your home for coffee and cake.
Or ganool... Something, you know.
Sherrif of Rottingham: A g-what?
Don Giovanni: A ganool!
Don Giovanni: It's a pastry with stuffing...

by Smurf January 20, 2017