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Dick Cheney

To shoot someone in the face. Most applicable when that someone is a beloved friend or relative of the shooter.
(guy shoots another guy in the face)

Guy 1: Whoa! You just shot Frederick Rogerson! He saved your life three times, looked after your children while you were out, for free, and introduced you to your wife of 17 years! And you Dick Cheney'd him!

Guy 2: Yeah, I Dick Cheney'd my wife and kids too.

Guy 1: You're secretly Dick Cheney, aren't you?

Guy 2: Ha-HA! Sly one, aren't you?
by smpoza February 21, 2009
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Ingrediments

The mispronunciation of ingredients.
Person 1: "Let's take a look at our ingrediments."
Person 2: "I think you mean ingredients. I'm going to urban-dictionary that shit."
by smpoza October 22, 2010
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Star Wars Prequel Trilogy

When something wonderful and amazing is followed by something that is so shitty in comparison that you want to go home, watch the original, awesome thing while eating ice cream and cry. Named for the infamous Star Wars prequel trilogy (except for, debatably, Episode III).
Guy 1: Man, Bill Clinton's presidency was so awesome. I can't believe how horrible Bush's was.

Guy 2: Yeah, that's a star wars prequel trilogy right there.
by smpoza February 13, 2009
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Uchiha

Somebody who loathes their family and/or a member of their family so much that they want to kill their whole family/member of their family. This is a reference to the Uchiha clan from the anime/manga Naruto. This person may also be considered suicidal or emo.
Person 1: Hey, wanna play Bioshock or Call of Duty 4?

Person 2: ...No.

Person 1: Okay, wanna watch me play Bioshock or Call of Duty 4?

Person 2: No, I'm gonna beat up my baby brother and cut myself.

(Person 2 walks away)

Person 1: He turned down Bioshock for masochism and fratricide? What an Uchiha.
by smpoza June 19, 2008
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Whack

Adjective. Crazy, insane, loopy, nonsensical, illogical, arbitrary, dumb.
EX1: Sarah Palin's resignation speech was the definition of whack.

EX2: Transformers 2's box office numbers are incredible! That's whack.

EX3: Nintendo hasn't ported Earthbound to the DS yet. That is completely whack.
by smpoza July 4, 2009
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Anti-Dubya

Adjective. Competent, intelligent, and rational. In other words, the exact opposite of former United States president George W. Bush, colloquially known as Dubya.
Man, when that lady was hit by the bus, that guy with the coat calmly checked her pulse and called the paramedics without freaking out. Anti-Dubya move there.
by smpoza April 26, 2009
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