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When something wonderful and amazing is followed by something that is so shitty in comparison that you want to go home, watch the original, awesome thing while eating ice cream and cry. Named for the infamous Star Wars prequel trilogy (except for, debatably, Episode III).
Guy 1: Man, Bill Clinton's presidency was so awesome. I can't believe how horrible Bush's was.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's a star wars prequel trilogy right there.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's a star wars prequel trilogy right there.
by smpoza February 13, 2009
Get the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy mug.The "first" (in terms of release) star wars movie, and arguably the best. It began one of the most influential and popular science fiction franchises of all time.
Guy 1: Want to watch the first star wars?
Guy 2: Hells yes! I've been wanting to see A New Hope again for a while!
Guy 1: Actually, I was talking about phantom menace.
Guy 2: Get the fuck out of my house right now before I get my gun.
Guy 2: Hells yes! I've been wanting to see A New Hope again for a while!
Guy 1: Actually, I was talking about phantom menace.
Guy 2: Get the fuck out of my house right now before I get my gun.
by smpoza February 13, 2009
Get the A new hope mug.Something large, evil, and seemingly undefeatable. A reference to the Galactic Empire from the Star Wars movies, but not as badass.
Guy 1: I don't believe it! Even after all this shit that's happened over the past several years, all the lies, torture, and wiretapping, how the hell haven't Bush and Cheney been prosecuted yet?
Guy 2: That's the empire for you.
Guy 2: That's the empire for you.
by smpoza February 13, 2009
Get the The Empire mug.When a movie has such bad writing that you stop listening to the movie and start making up the dialogue in your head. A reference to the second movie in the star wars prequel trilogy, which had writing just as bad as phantom menace but suffered more because George Lucas was stupid enough to try to write romance scenes.
Anakin: Your skin is soft. Not like sand. Sand is hard and unpleasant to be around. Not like your skin.
Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.
Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.
Guy: Fuck it, this thing's an attack of the clones. Lucky I brought ear plugs.
Anakin in that guy's head: Wow, I can't believe how lame I am right now. I wish it could be several years later. I'll be such a bamf then. Not like sand at all.
by smpoza February 13, 2009
Get the Attack of the clones mug.A collection of Mario games for the Super Nintendo. Arguably one of the best video game deals of all time, it contains all the Super Mario Brothers games and the unreleased Japanese Super Mario Bros. 2, which was considered too hard to release in the United States.
by smpoza October 6, 2008
Get the Super Mario All-Stars mug.Somebody who loathes their family and/or a member of their family so much that they want to kill their whole family/member of their family. This is a reference to the Uchiha clan from the anime/manga Naruto. This person may also be considered suicidal or emo.
Person 1: Hey, wanna play Bioshock or Call of Duty 4?
Person 2: ...No.
Person 1: Okay, wanna watch me play Bioshock or Call of Duty 4?
Person 2: No, I'm gonna beat up my baby brother and cut myself.
(Person 2 walks away)
Person 1: He turned down Bioshock for masochism and fratricide? What an Uchiha.
Person 2: ...No.
Person 1: Okay, wanna watch me play Bioshock or Call of Duty 4?
Person 2: No, I'm gonna beat up my baby brother and cut myself.
(Person 2 walks away)
Person 1: He turned down Bioshock for masochism and fratricide? What an Uchiha.
by smpoza June 19, 2008
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