Definitions by smoking & vaping is for losers
Count olaf
The reason Boeing is making unsafe planes. Ever since they merged with McDonnell Douglas, count olaf slipped into the CEO position and is running them like a dangerously efficient monopoly so he gets all the profits.
Count olaf turned Boeing into a dangerous company that kills for money. He forced the 737 max into market and bribed the FAA to certify it and threatened to poison FAA officials if they said anything or didn’t get it certified fast enough. Can’t forget those two whistleblowers who died. It was obviously count olaf who killed them. All the Boeing employees across the factories in Everett and anywhere else are being forced to build unsafe planes otherwise he will murder them.
Count olaf by smoking & vaping is for losers July 31, 2025
Samsung galaxy
Samsung galaxy by smoking & vaping is for losers July 31, 2025
Juicero
Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around 2017 but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.
Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home.
Almost nobody remembers Juicero anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was basically an elaborate money making scam and no one wanted that in their home.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Google had that weird overpriced juicer thing, forgot what it's called.
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
Eric: The Juicero??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.
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Millennial: Hey remember Juicero?
Zoomer: Juicer what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
Juicero by smoking & vaping is for losers July 27, 2025
ruby franke
trump: sends bombers to Gaza and blows up a bunch of hospitals with civilians in them who are not involved in the conflict and are innocent
Rest of world: you just pulled a ruby franke on those hospitals you war criminal
Trump: idc *sends more bombers*
Rest of world: you just pulled a ruby franke on those hospitals you war criminal
Trump: idc *sends more bombers*
ruby franke by smoking & vaping is for losers July 27, 2025
Boeing 747SP
An underrated member of the 747 family, it was designed to compete with the McDonnell Douglas DC-10 and Lockheed L-1011 TriStar, introduced in 1971/1972. Pan Am wanted a 747-100 derivative to fly nonstop between New York and the Middle East, a request also shared by Iran Air, and the first order came from Pan Am in 1973. Boeing shortened a 747-100 by 14 metres by eliminating fuselage sections fire and aft. Out of all 45 airframes built, one was acquired by NASA and turned into a flying space telescope/observatory and two others were acquired by Pratt and Whitney to function as engine testbeds.
Boeing 747SP by smoking & vaping is for losers July 27, 2025
bombardier global 8000
The competitor to the gulfstream G800.
Both the bombardier global 8000 and gulfstream G800 are top-end flagship business jets that are as expensive as they look. Better have $75+ million to spare if u want either jet and thousands more to cover operating costs.
bombardier global 8000 by smoking & vaping is for losers July 23, 2025