Definitions by smoked fish

J-Vege

a mixture of shredded carrots, shredded red and green cabbage usually coming with a meal containing fries or wedges

can you get me some J-Vege

J-Vege by smoked fish November 27, 2022

Hamster 

did you mean insert <Richard Hammond>?

richard hammond is hamster

Hamster by smoked fish September 6, 2022

Sanna Marin 

Sanna Marin is the leader of Finland. also she is a PMILF (prime minister i'd like to fuck)

check out Sanna Marin she's such a pmilf

Sanna Marin by smoked fish September 6, 2022

ex-sex

something you really want to avoid especially if you have moved on

Britney asked me to have ex-sex. i declined it since i don't love her anymore

ex-sex by smoked fish February 18, 2017

birthday sex 

the best kind of sex and the best present ever. when your girlfriend/ boyfriend/ wife/ husband/ fiance/ your one night stand has sexual intercourse with you on your birthday

baby for my birthday this year I'd love to have birthday sex with you.

what are you doing on your birthday? sorry the mrs is coming over to give birthday sex

birthday sex by smoked fish February 17, 2017