5 definitions by smoked fish

Hamster

did you mean insert <Richard Hammond>?

richard hammond is hamster

by smoked fish September 7, 2022

Sanna Marin

Sanna Marin is the leader of Finland. also she is a PMILF (prime minister i'd like to fuck)

check out Sanna Marin she's such a pmilf

by smoked fish September 6, 2022

J-Vege

a mixture of shredded carrots, shredded red and green cabbage usually coming with a meal containing fries or wedges

can you get me some J-Vege

by smoked fish November 27, 2022

birthday sex

the best kind of sex and the best present ever. when your girlfriend/ boyfriend/ wife/ husband/ fiance/ your one night stand has sexual intercourse with you on your birthday

baby for my birthday this year I'd love to have birthday sex with you.

what are you doing on your birthday? sorry the mrs is coming over to give birthday sex

by smoked fish February 17, 2017

ex-sex

something you really want to avoid especially if you have moved on

Britney asked me to have ex-sex. i declined it since i don't love her anymore

by smoked fish February 19, 2017