Van Gogh-Kart

(n) A vehicle that is missing one of its side-view mirrors, reminiscent of Vincent van Gogh's severed ear.

Some fucker sideswiped me and now I'm driving around in a Van Gogh-Kart.

by smellyrock July 02, 2009

unfartunate

A situation that really stinks.

Unfartunately: adverb

Unfartunately, I got caught behind a garbage truck on the way to work this morning.

by smellyrock September 20, 2006

twinvitation

(n.) - The same exact invitation you just received from the same exact person for the same exact party on Evite, Myspace, Facebook, Friendster, and in your 5 email addresses.

Can also be used as a verb - Twinvite.

Why does that janehead keep sending me all these twinvitations? Maybe I'll de-friend her.

by smellyrock June 10, 2008

HBOner

(n.) - The excitement felt over HBO-produced series, movies, and documentaries.

Even though the boobies are blurred out when A&E shows reruns of The Sopranos, I still get an HBOner.

by smellyrock June 10, 2008

janehead

(n.) The female version of dickhead.

Marie Antoinette was perhaps the biggest janehead in all of European Herstory.

by smellyrock February 05, 2007