Definitions by smallfry

midgetnapping 

what happens when a midget is kidnapped

hey, did you hear about that midgetnapping?

midgetnapping by smallfry January 7, 2021

rosey telford 

A rosey telford is the redness of a butthole or vagina after being rimmed/eaten out for a long period of time. Often enhanced by those with stubble or beards. At this point, the one receiving the rosey telford is probably in pain from skin irritation.

"Last night Jake gave me a rosey telford and now it hurts to shit."

rosey telford by smallFry May 12, 2015

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba 

What you type in when;
you are either new to UD and cant think of anything funny to type in

to show how bored you are at work.

Boss: what did you just type?
Employee: zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba
Boss: why? Am I that boring?

zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba by smallfry January 30, 2014

Spewtinous

An adjective describing anything of extreme poor taste; something that makes one spew.

That goulash is the most spewtinous concoction I have ever tasted

Spewtinous by SmallFry January 11, 2005

hi2u2

i form of greeting that is informal
"hi to you too"

hi2u2 steve

hi2u2 by SmallFry April 5, 2003

mansecks 

The Form of love that takes place between two males. Usually occurs online in "cyber" sex.

OMG dave, secks me more
Allright Alf, if you want Mansecks you get it.

mansecks by SmallFry April 5, 2003

l8ter 

as in the future tense

see you l8er

l8ter by SmallFry November 23, 2002