sea kitten

PETA's fularious campaign to rebrand fish as too cute to eat and proclaim the ethical supremacy of vegans.

"Hooking a sea kitten through the mouth and dragging her through the water is the same as hooking a kitten through the mouth and dragging her behind your car". - PETA campaign organizer

Waiter: Our special today is swordfish with ..
PETA moonbat: I would never eat a sea kitten!
Waiter: Could I interest you in some clams casino?
PETA moonbat: Sea hamsters? Why I never...!!

by Slumdog January 13, 2009

chipper

someone who smokes a couple cigarettes a week who believe they are not addicted to nicotine

Tina: Obama's a chipper.
Sarah: You mean he uses a little heroin?!
Tina: Nah, he smokes cigarettes occasionally. Which proves he's not Jesus.

by Slumdog January 22, 2009

portmanteau

1. an archaic word used by prissy netymologists on Wikipedia and Word Spy that means a blend word. A word formed by combining parts of two words

2. a two-compartment suitcase that has not been manufactured since the 1800s.

1. Wikipedia is a portmanteau of the words "wienie" and "encyclopedia".

2. I wonder if the luggage museum has a portmanteau?

by slumdog January 27, 2009

buttock

the most polite way possible to swear

Emilio Post: I'm leaving you for your best friend.
Emily Post: Oh buttock.

by Slumdog January 17, 2009

computer ji

Hinglish for computer master. Used several times in "Slumdog Millionaire" by the gameshow host. Ji after a name is a Hindi term of respect.

A more flattering moniker than "hey IT guy"

Could you please show me how to archive my email, computer ji?

by Slumdog January 19, 2009

renoviction

Eviction of tenants resulting from a planned renovation of their apartment building.

Coined by Heather Pawsey in Vancouver. Truly an urban word.

The elderly couple faced renoviction when their landlord served them notice that they had 60 days to vacate. They feared that gentrification would price them out of the entire neighborhood.

by Slumdog January 17, 2009

curry addiction

the craving for increasingly hot curry. What used to seem fiery, now seems bland.
An acquired taste, not really an addiction as some researchers claimed.

Pass me the chili powder. This vindaloo isn't hot enough. Ever since I've been with hanging out with the desis, I've developed a serious curry addiction.

by slumdog January 10, 2009