slipsheet's definitions

staten island write up

When instead of being "written up" for poor job performance etc. You are taken out behind the building and summarily beaten up.

If you don't that mess cleaned up in a hurry I'm going to give you a Staten Island write up.

by slipsheet February 6, 2005

knee ride

practice begun presumably by lesbians. Told to me by one. A "knee ride" is using ones knee to place pressure on a woman's vaginal and clitoral area. By applying pressure and rubbing your knee against this area you can stimulate orgasm.

After my lesbian friend told me about knee rides I gave my girlfriend one. She couldn't believe that I give her an orgasm using just my knee.

by slipsheet February 4, 2005

TF

Trucking term for "transit facility". Also known as a "cross dock" or "break box".

There's a load of bottled water coming into the TF tonight."

by slipsheet February 6, 2005

riding nigger

to sit in the backseat of the car. opposite of shotgun.

Dan gets to ride shotgun. You have to ride nigger.

by slipsheet November 1, 2004

dummy freight

additional "freight" charge added to the bill for goods or services by an unscrupulous businessman or retail worker. For a "normal" or regular customer this charge would not be applied. However the person charged for dummy freight would appear to be of much lower than average IQ. Similar to asshole tax.

Boy the boss is going to happy with me! I just hit the last two customers for dummy freight. I'm going to get a raise!

worker :"That will be 100 dollars sir and then you have your dummy freight which brings your bill to $120."

customer: "Duh. OK."

by slipsheet April 25, 2006

McDoogle

Derogatory name for an Irishman

Lay off the beer McDoogle

by slipsheet October 31, 2004

pop rocks

The only "candy" used as an accessory during the performing of oral sex. Hall's Mentholyptus cough drops also work. For a woman showering will be required afterwards unless your a really big fan of yeast infections.

If you really want to give a girl a treat eat her out with pop rocks in your mouth.

by slipsheet November 6, 2004