A Puerto Rican man with an extra large penis (8 inches or more).
Also "doin' the freakin' rican" is a slang term for vaginal penetration in which the penis is too big, or feels too big, for the vagina.
Origin: the commonly held belief that Puerto Rican men, on average, are very well endowed.
Also "doin' the freakin' rican" is a slang term for vaginal penetration in which the penis is too big, or feels too big, for the vagina.
Origin: the commonly held belief that Puerto Rican men, on average, are very well endowed.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
A slang term for a racist of German descent. Particularly hates Jews, blacks, and Mexicans. Typically obsessed with Nazi paraphernalia and maintains a fetish interest in Nazi uniforms and speaking German. Often likes the band Ramstein. Is not an actual member of neo-Nazi or white power groups, but enjoys the alleged "cool factor" of racism and pro-Nazi feelings among a certain subset of alienated white youth. Often, baumgartners are self-hating gay males who try to pass as straight and who enjoy the homoerotic nature of Nazi hypermasculinity and sadomasochism.
I went to high school in California, and a lot of the blue-collar white guys were baumgartners. They drew swastikas on their notebooks and joked about killing Jews and Mexicans.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
A childish, spoiled man between the ages of 18 and 30 who exhibits the following characteristics:
1. uses Axe body spray
2. shops at Hollister, preferably, or at Abercrombie & Fitch. If these are not available in his locale, he will shop at Macy's as a last resort.
3. wears his hair in a "bed head" (messy, uncombed) style.
4. aspires to attend a private college, join a fraternity, and one day live like the losers on the "Friends" TV show.
5. hangs out at Starbucks and the mall.
6. would not be caught dead wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
7. comes from a middle-class/upper middle-class family.
8. will become an accountant or office drone after graduating from college and marry a bitch, but will pretend that he is a wild success.
9. listens to adult contemporary of Top 40 radio.
10. when he turns 40, will complain incessantly about his taxes, his kids, and will wonder where his life went wrong.
Origin: Cleveland OH suburbs.
Distinguished from "preppy" in the sense that a preppy is now considered outdated in some circles, and a prepster is a more derogatory term.
1. uses Axe body spray
2. shops at Hollister, preferably, or at Abercrombie & Fitch. If these are not available in his locale, he will shop at Macy's as a last resort.
3. wears his hair in a "bed head" (messy, uncombed) style.
4. aspires to attend a private college, join a fraternity, and one day live like the losers on the "Friends" TV show.
5. hangs out at Starbucks and the mall.
6. would not be caught dead wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
7. comes from a middle-class/upper middle-class family.
8. will become an accountant or office drone after graduating from college and marry a bitch, but will pretend that he is a wild success.
9. listens to adult contemporary of Top 40 radio.
10. when he turns 40, will complain incessantly about his taxes, his kids, and will wonder where his life went wrong.
Origin: Cleveland OH suburbs.
Distinguished from "preppy" in the sense that a preppy is now considered outdated in some circles, and a prepster is a more derogatory term.
At my high school, all the cool kids are either jocks or prepsters.
or
He must be a prepster. The odor of Axe body spray is overwhelming.
or
Can a guy be both a minority and a prepster? Yes, my best friend is a Jewster. I know a couple of blacksters.
or
He must be a prepster. The odor of Axe body spray is overwhelming.
or
Can a guy be both a minority and a prepster? Yes, my best friend is a Jewster. I know a couple of blacksters.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
A politically correct term for Americans of African descent. Usually refers only to people of sub-Saharan (black) ancestry, not to people of North African ancestry, who are usually considered Arabs. White Americans who were born in Africa, or descended from Europeans in Africa, as in the case of South Africa or Zimbabwe, are not referred to as "African Americans." Most black Americans in casual conversation use the term "black," instead of "African American." Yet liberal whites, and those afraid of offending blacks, will use the term "African American," often out of white guilt for discrimination. White people who feel comfortable with their whiteness, and who don't feel responsible for slavery because they weren't alive before the Civil War, usually hate the phrase "African American." On the other hand, many black Americans, who don't believe that black people can be racist, often call whites a variety of mean names. I suggest new terms for all American groups, such as: Celtic-American, Slavic-American, Anglo-Saxon-American, Nordic-American, Latin-American (as in French, Italian, etc.), Hispano-American (for Spanish-speaking countries), indigenous aboriginal American, Hebrew Semitic-American, Arab Semitic-American, mixed European Caucasian American, Asiatic-American, Indo-Hindustani American, etc.
I enjoy dining on traditional African American cuisine, including greens and sweet potato pie. My white Southern grandmother cooked the same food, but I feel racist when I eat it. If I call Southern cooking African American cuisine, it relieves my shame over being white.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
a psychological misfit with a tiny penis who entertains himself with fantasies of killing all non-white people, because in his heart, he feels like a loser but tries to overcome his personal pain by hating other people.
by slickbillie August 20, 2009
A bizarre fetish practice enjoyed by men who like to be humiliated and hurt in their genitalia. Contrary to some people's opinions, pain does not feel good- that's why it's painful. The sensation enjoyed by masochistic people is the emotional satisfaction of being hurt and injured by a dominant sexual partner. Only someone with no self respect or concern about his health would let someone hurt him in his genitalia. Infertility can result from trauma to this region. Swelling in the testicles is extremely painful and takes very long to subside. Medical attention may be necessary. A man may bleed internally or lose his ability to have erections. People who engage in sadomasochism need to seek professional psychological help. They shouldn't act out fantasies that may lead to death or permanent injury. Spanking is one thing, cbt is quite another. It's called "cock ball torture" for a real reason.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009
the residue found in a man's briefs or other tight underwear that he has worn for several days without washing. usually yellow stains with a distinct odor that is more than simple urine.
Since going to college, I don't have time to wash my jockeys every week. Now they all smell like brief cheese.
by slickbillie August 16, 2009