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Visual Vegetarian

A person who will not eat meat if it still resembles the animal it was made from. For example, a visual vegetarian would eat chicken fingers but not a chicken leg or wing, because legs and wings still resemble the actual chicken.

Clyde: Are you ready for some of this turkey?

Henry: If you have any sliced turkey I'll take that, but I'm not going to eat from this turkey with the head still on it. I'm a Visual Vegetarian, and that looks too much like the real thing.

by slamjackson.com June 3, 2011

Travel At The Speed of Thought

A phrase that was probably not coined by the Ultramagnetic MC's, but was most definitely made popular by their 1987 single, "Traveling At The Speed of Thought". This essentially means to brainstorm.

Cedric: How are we supposed to explain losing $3,000 this weekend?!

Keith: Don't flip out. Let's just Travel At The Speed of Thought and we will come up with something.

by slamjackson.com June 4, 2011

Full-Timing

The act of working a full-time job.

Joey: Hey man, you Full-Timing yet?

Alex: No, still waiting tables. I haven't been able to find anything full-time since graduation.

by slamjackson.com June 3, 2011

Controlled Release

Releasing a fart in a safe area to avoid the risk of it slipping out near innocent bystanders later. Would typically be done by executing the release before entering a crowded area or by walking away from the crowded area to execute the release at a safe distance.

Chad: Man, that spicy burrito tore my stomach up.
Gene: Me too. I could have killed somebody if I didn't do a controlled release in my car before I came in to the gym.

by slamjackson.com June 16, 2013