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Definitions by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com

this is a term describing a person who picks and chooses his jobs usually taking the gravy work for himself and leaving the shity work for all the others picking through the pile or whatever
he was picking through the pile of work orders so he could find the car he would flat rate the most time in the least time and when they caught him they said hey dont pick through the pile you fucking sifter
sifter by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 19, 2007

I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy
me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!
something you would ask as a distraction meaning nothing at all but to get the other person to ask "whats a butfor". just out of context as a joke or distraction to make them look like an ass, after all if you fall for this... just kidding
Did you bring the guns, and the gernades, food, trash bags, and the butfor, ....... Whats a butfor? ....... for pooping silly.
butfor by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 17, 2007

shovel cats 

Cats with a flat face usually himalayan or persian.
Hey take a look at those two cats looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of smashed assholes I mean apples nope thats what you call shovel cats.

sausage ride 

A good fuck
To get fucked or the act of
sex
intercourse
to be rode
Last nite at a bar I picked this bitch up and gave her a sausage ride.

fish mallet 

Derogatory Term name or describtion for a penis.
Hey buddy what are you doing tonite
Im broke I think im gonna stay home and play with my fish mallet tonite.

shady boss

The one who tells you to do things you should not from time to time or even does things he doesent want you to do or vice versa a poor role model
I cant believe he just told me to do that what a shady boss he is do as i say not as i do right