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Dwich

a sandwich shorter easy to say the boss says go grab a dwich.
Dont worry your dwich is safe
my what you never called it a dwich
nope well eat up its all good
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com April 3, 2009
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helmet on loose

refering to having a few screws loose
senseless, acting like a retard
as the train came across the tressle an idiot was sitting on the tracks he then got scared and fell off and landed right in a big pile of horse shit and the conductor stuck his head out the window as he stopped and yelled out "dont play on the train tressel with your helmet on loose"
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 23, 2007
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blows goats for half price

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!
This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 29, 2008
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polish the purple bishop

a term for masterbating polish meaning massage and purple bishop meaning penis basically jerking off
when they asked why he didnt come to the ball game another spoke up and and said he stayed home to polish the purple bishop
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 21, 2007
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gump sense

1. dumb
2. stupid
3. about as bright as a burned out light bulb
4. not to swift
5. the opposite of highly intellegent
6. just plain dumb
oh great that guy is coming back yeah hes got gump sense it took me 2 hours to explain how we fixed his blazer last nite and it only took 15 minutes to fix the damn thing
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com December 28, 2007
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butt box

An Anal cavity that is commonly used for the recieving end of anal sex.
Look everyone I got a picture of gay sex, 2 men with their pee pee,s in each others butt box.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 17, 2008
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Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world

A term of such disgustance that you are so fed up with the world that you wish to obscenely let it be known to all in the gesture of indecent exposere regardles of who sees or who is present you are fed up with all.
Hey How about this Economy or the what there doing with out tax dollars? Yeah it makes me just want to Throw my dick out a window and fuck the whole world!
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com August 4, 2009
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