[e-mail]'s definitions

gump sense

1. dumb
2. stupid
3. about as bright as a burned out light bulb
4. not to swift
5. the opposite of highly intellegent
6. just plain dumb

oh great that guy is coming back yeah hes got gump sense it took me 2 hours to explain how we fixed his blazer last nite and it only took 15 minutes to fix the damn thing

by [e-mail] December 28, 2007

sausage ride

A good fuck
To get fucked or the act of
sex
intercourse
to be rode

Last nite at a bar I picked this bitch up and gave her a sausage ride.

by [e-mail] November 14, 2007

taint cola

1. The freshest since 1953
2. The brown slime oozing from the asshole to the flesh between the genitalia and the asshole known as the taint after anal sex hence the name "TAINT COLA"
3. last but not least a very popular video using a 50s theme telling about how to have anal sex with your girlfriend basically saying that if all else fails knock her out and you can do whatever you want

hey buddy pass me a taint cola
mmmm mmm only the freshest taint since 1953
why so glumm I bet I know You want to have anal sex
"Knock Her out with A brick"
shes not laughing now
you can live a full life now that you know how to get what you want.

by [e-mail] January 17, 2008

K 30

The king of 4x4 trucks the best ever last of the old skool chevy 4x4 with the dana 60 front diff corperate 14 bolt full floating rear and heavy duty frame the toughest most dependable truck ever.

Hey Mike just got that brand new Ford super duty stuck again
Dont make me get the ram !
Screw the ram dont make me dig out the 86 k 30 and show all you spoilled rich kids a real truck.

by [e-mail] April 10, 2009

toilet bowl stout

The brown water or piss or liquid shit that comes out of your ass, Brown in the toilet bowl like stout beer is brown in your glass hence the name toilet bowl stout.

Im not drinking that stuff again, I been pissing out of my ass all day long i made more toilet bowl stout than arthur guiness made beer

by [e-mail] January 21, 2008

it was awesome

this is usually said after someone did something and had a blast Whitewater rafting sex whatever something so good that the just had to say "IT WAS AWESOME"

I just went rafting this weekend......it was awesome
I had anal sex for the first time......it was awesome
Regina george punched me in the face last week....it was awesome
you get the picture

by [e-mail] January 23, 2008

mushroom breath

the act of having cock on ones breath from sucking too much

man my girl had really bad mushroom breath last nite but it sure felt good giving it to her

by [e-mail] February 17, 2008