Definitions by skott

clef pallet 

When a child is born and their upper lip is connected to their nostral(s).

Some ways to identify a former clef palleter (someone who was born with a clef pallet) is to look for the following:

1. scarred and/or twisted upper lip
2. they have a mustache
3. the have a terrible lisp

Yo Dean, check out that guys clef pallet, he looks like a wounded duck.

clef pallet by Skott October 11, 2004

deep passage 

A synonym of vagina, but usually when refering to a tall womens vagina.

Yo King Tut, I must say her deep passage is completly unpleasurable especially due to the large amount of crusts/molds inhabiting the insides.

deep passage by Skott October 11, 2004

The Blob 

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by pulling your scrotum skin over your penis, forming something that looks like a large tumor.

That guy just showed me The Blob, I was stunned by its beauty!

The Blob by Skott September 21, 2004

Turtle on a Trampoline

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by making a thin tight layer with the scrotum skin by stretching it in two directions. Then bouncing the shaft and head of the penis up and down on the scrotum

That guy just showed me his Turtle on a Tramoline, apparently its a famous dick trick in New England.

Turtle on a Trampoline by Skott September 21, 2004

The Egg Roll 

n. One of many dick tricks. This particular one is performed by wrapping your penis shaft directly south around the scrotum, making the shaft of the penis look like the roll, and the balls looking like the egg.

He ran into the room with his pants down and The Egg Roll flashing. I almost died of laughter.

The Egg Roll by Skott September 21, 2004

Italian Boiler 

When you dip a restrained mans scrotum into a bucket of boiling water.

No wonder he can't have kids, he was given an Italian Boiler by Don Vito back in the day.

Italian Boiler by Skott September 21, 2004

Blue Lotus 

1. n. Represented in ancient Egyptian art. The blue lotus was found scattered over Tutankhamen's body when the Pharaoh's tomb was opened in 1922. Many historians thought it was a purely symbolic flower, but there may be some reason to believe that ancient Egyptians used it to induce an ecstatic state, stimulation, and/or hallucinations.

2. n. A legal flower smoked by mostly indians, some say it causes an experience similar to oxycodone.

Me and Arianna both smoked blue lotus then relaxed on the couch for an hour.

Blue Lotus by Skott September 21, 2004