skott's definitions

Pontoon

a code-name for penis

"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."

by Skott October 17, 2004

catheter

A hollow flexible tube for insertion into the urethra to drain urine from the bladder

Charlt - "I can't believe he tripped over your catheter cable."
Jorge - "Indeed, my penis hole is now 5 times as wide, yet bloody as an ox."

by Skott October 23, 2004

beered

When you soak someones beard in beer.

A beard soaked in beer.

If dave was more manly I would have given him a steamy beered

by skott October 30, 2004

Randy West

An old male pornstar who gets to bone the hottest young females in the world.

I would like to see Randy West fight Peter North to prove who is more man. Then the winner of that match can face Ron Jeremy.

by Skott November 10, 2004

deep passage

A synonym of vagina, but usually when refering to a tall womens vagina.

Yo King Tut, I must say her deep passage is completly unpleasurable especially due to the large amount of crusts/molds inhabiting the insides.

by Skott October 11, 2004

Morning Glory

n. A legal seed that can be bought at Home Depot for cheap. Has similar effects to LSD when eaten.

He ate way too much morning glory seeds and threw up the hotdog he ate last night.

by Skott September 21, 2004

Blue Lotus

1. n. Represented in ancient Egyptian art. The blue lotus was found scattered over Tutankhamen's body when the Pharaoh's tomb was opened in 1922. Many historians thought it was a purely symbolic flower, but there may be some reason to believe that ancient Egyptians used it to induce an ecstatic state, stimulation, and/or hallucinations.

2. n. A legal flower smoked by mostly indians, some say it causes an experience similar to oxycodone.

Me and Arianna both smoked blue lotus then relaxed on the couch for an hour.

by Skott September 21, 2004