Definitions by skizurp

Skeezurp 

A drink made from style, ease, cough syrup and some drank.

"Yo Hog you wanna drink?"

"Yeah but it better be some skeezurp"

Skeezurp by skizurp February 28, 2015

Gumshoe

In the past, it was once known as a detective or a slueth. Now a slueth has become known as a slut, hence gumshoe! They have the same meaning once again!

Look at that gumshoe in those white pants. What a skank, I bet she'd give it up to anyone that walked by.

Gumshoe by Skizurp June 10, 2003

Drop the kids off at the pool 

To take a shit. To drop a piping hot loaf into the commode. To pinch a loaf into the porcelain god.

I was on my way to work and I had to pull over at the gas station and drop the kids off at the pool.

Drop the kids off at the pool by Skizurp June 10, 2003

Slueth 

A slut. A girl that has been around the block once or twice and knows very much what she's doing. She gives the chewins or free sex to whoever, wherever, whenever.

Dude, look at that slueth, I bet we can get her to let us run the train.

Slueth by Skizurp June 10, 2003

Mulletard 

A retarted person with a mullet.

That mulletard is cracking me up man!

Mulletard by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Slaw 

Something that is terrible.

That old car is pretty slaw. I would never be seen driving around in it.

Slaw by Skizurp June 8, 2003

Sloaf 

Combines the words Slaw and Oaf. An overly large person who is extremely dorky.

That guy is stupid and fat, he's such a sloaf.

Sloaf by Skizurp June 8, 2003