Term oft quoted by Brit comedyman(?) Ken Dodd, but now appropriated to described quality of cocaine.
This stuff's fuckin' tattyfilarious!!!
by skirtlifter January 11, 2005
Get the tattyfilarious mug.The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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'Gypsy' is usually prefixed by 'Thieving' because that's what nearly all of them do. They are filthy, dishonest rip-off merchants, and that's just their children. They are NOT cool - at all! As in 11 above, they do indeed carry stolen gear in their Transit vans, that is when they're not hauling off monoblock/garden rubbish/gas canisters to dump anywhere and blight the environment. They also shit into poly bags,which they leave scattered around their sites. The men are lazy workers (bit of any oxymoron, that!), and they travel the country in vehicles that have forged documents, and have no insurance.
They are scum, period!
'Gypsy' is usually prefixed by 'Thieving' because that's what nearly all of them do. They are filthy, dishonest rip-off merchants, and that's just their children. They are NOT cool - at all! As in 11 above, they do indeed carry stolen gear in their Transit vans, that is when they're not hauling off monoblock/garden rubbish/gas canisters to dump anywhere and blight the environment. They also shit into poly bags,which they leave scattered around their sites. The men are lazy workers (bit of any oxymoron, that!), and they travel the country in vehicles that have forged documents, and have no insurance.
They are scum, period!
by skirtlifter January 11, 2005
Get the gypsy mug.Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Get the spacedocking mug.A member of the British urban underclass. These young plebs stalk the streets at night, creating mayhem. Their attire is usually track-suit bottoms and Nikes, and a hooded swetshirt which is pulled up over a BB cap in an attempt to look intimidating. they are usually drunk on fortified wines and run about chasing each other with knives and running around schemes (projects) in their wanked-up shitty little French cars!
by Skirtlifter April 14, 2006
Get the hood-rat mug.Handmeal which, in addition to the filling, has been smeared with scuff from someone's anus. This kind of doctored food is usually served up to unwanted relations or guests. Works a treat on foreign dignitaries/PMs/Presidents, too!
See also smegma omlette.
See also smegma omlette.
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
Get the buttscuff sandwich mug.Loose, flabby upper-arm flesh of (usually) fat women in cap-sleeved rayon blouses who attend bingo halls. Bingo wing development can be accelerated by consuming vast quantities of C.Cola and burgers. See also bingo flaps, though my def has more 'ring' to it!
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