skirtlifter's definitions

tattyfilarious

Term oft quoted by Brit comedyman(?) Ken Dodd, but now appropriated to described quality of cocaine.

This stuff's fuckin' tattyfilarious!!!

by skirtlifter January 11, 2005

cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.

Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

spacedocking

Frozen human stool (usually male), which is placed within a knotted condom. Each end is placed within the anus of two gay men, who then pleasure themselves.

You don't need that much info!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

pissfat

Aussie term for a morning erection brought on by a full bladder.

don't jack it: it's a pissfat!!

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

pram

Noun. Amalgam of 'Prick' and 'Bam' (see Bam).

Your pal's a fucking PRAM!

by skirtlifter January 11, 2005

Gorfing

Male practice of smelling a seat/chair where a pretty (or otherwise) woman has been sitting. This kind of behaviour is rife in the office environment.

See also Gorf and Bogfly.

So much gorfing, so little time.

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

bingo wing

Loose, flabby upper-arm flesh of (usually) fat women in cap-sleeved rayon blouses who attend bingo halls. Bingo wing development can be accelerated by consuming vast quantities of C.Cola and burgers. See also bingo flaps, though my def has more 'ring' to it!

Check the bingo wing on that! If she flapped those arms, she'd take off!

by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005