Definitions by skank ass weasel

moof 

A German with bad english attempting the word: move.

"Moof your goddamn liederhosen (song trousers) off ze stuhl (chair)!

moof by skank ass weasel March 21, 2004

Muffin Man 

the man at costco that hands out the free muffin samples.

"do you know the muffin man?"
"the muffin man?"
"the muffin man..."
"yes i know the muffin man...who lives on drury lane?"
"shes...married to the muffin man."
"the muffin man?"
"THE MUFFIN MAN!"
*note* watch shrek

Muffin Man by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

pectoral niblet 

The edible part of a pectoral unit.

Sometimes...when david isn't looking...I take a little nibble...it's okay though, because it's edible.

pectoral niblet by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

penicorn 

A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.

The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.

penicorn by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

tight 

the condition my ass is in.

"Whoa, look at the ass on that."
"Dude, that's so tight. She must work out."

tight by skank ass weasel May 17, 2003

penis wrinkle 

The wrinkly part of a penis, where nobody likes to touch. Also an insult

She irons penis wrinkles for a living.

penis wrinkle by skank ass weasel May 2, 2003

explosive diarrhea 

When you're sitting on the pot and you've got diarrhea and you blast a dukie SO hard that it explodes out of your butt, leaving your toilet in ruins, and you with a bloody ass.

"Uh, mom? i think you need to check this...my diarrhea, kinda...exploded out of my ass."

explosive diarrhea by skank ass weasel May 1, 2003