sj@24's definitions

Billboardom

The result of sitting next to someone with Signility.

I know Mom's in her eighties, but all she did was read the street signs to me as I drove her to the doctor. I think she suffers from signility and it's giving me a case of Billboardom.

by SJ@24 July 11, 2009

fucksfour

Capacity or volume. Usually of a bed, hot tub, or RV.

"Dude, your waterbed is huge!"
"I know. It's a fucksfour. Sleeps two, fucks four."

by SJ@24 July 22, 2009

Frozen Taco

1. A frigid woman.
2. A snootty, superior, uptight woman who thinks she's too good for everyone.

Dang bro'. Your just wastiing your time buying that bitch drinks n' stuff. You ain't never gonna crack that Frozen Taco.

by SJ@24 June 28, 2010

forget that noise

1. An expletive used to show extreme disagreement or unwillingness.

2. A mild oath used in place of "fuck that shit" to dismiss an idea.

1. "Antwon asked me to hop in his ride to score some dope. Forget that noise!"
2. "British Petroleum wants to plug the hole in the gulf with old tires and golf balls. Forget that noise!"

by SJ@24 May 21, 2010

Lushian Accent

1. What everybody has after their third or fourth vodka martini.
2. The slurred speach of a drunk or lush.

Dude! Maybe you should put down the Smirnoff. I can barely understand you through your Lushian Accent.

by SJ@24 July 8, 2010

Obamandingo

Virile American president that scares racist white folk.

Cleetus the hillbilly is afraid Obamandingo is gonna raise his taxes and take his manhood away.

by SJ@24 July 27, 2009

Van Dyke

A type of lesbian.

1. The "in charge" gal who drives the van on all of the lesbian group outings
2. Homosexual woman who drives the mini-van with the "I have two mommies" kid to school

Leslie always drives when our women's group goes anywhere. She must be the Van Dyke.

by SJ@24 September 6, 2009