Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?
Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!
Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!
Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!
Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!
Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!
by sixxon June 18, 2007
An exclamation of upset or calamity, though normally associated with the disbelief of a situation (slightly humourous). A little stronger than "good grief" but nowhere near as strong and a lot more humourous than "shit" or "fuck it".
For the 3rd time that morning Ricky dropped his toast & marmalade on the kitchen floor and once again it landed marmalade side down - "Taylor grief", he muttered to himself.
by sixxon June 18, 2007
The fairly common act exhibited by someone when nervous, worried or scared about a situation. Symptoms involve the removal of skin from around the nail area of a finger(s) - either using fingers or teeth.
Joey: I don't know wot you're worried about man, I mean you studied hard for that exam - I don't get why you need to pickus digitus.
Rick: Yeah you're right, but it's this bad habit I got.
Rick: Yeah you're right, but it's this bad habit I got.
by sixxon June 19, 2007
Term commonly used when the term shit is just not strong enough. Derives from the fact that a block of shit is much denser, thicker and heavier than a normal piece of shit.
Mick: Oi John, 'ave you heard that new tune by Jennifer Lopez, i thought it was total shit.
John: Yeah me too, in fact I thought it was fucking blockshit!
John: Yeah me too, in fact I thought it was fucking blockshit!
by sixxon June 18, 2007
Person 1: Man, I wet myself 'cos that was absolutely hilarious!
Person 2: What! I shitted, pissed and puked up on myself because that was more than hilarious, it was hiladrious!!
Person 2: What! I shitted, pissed and puked up on myself because that was more than hilarious, it was hiladrious!!
by sixxon June 18, 2007
When using the words "cock" or "prick" singularly are just not strong enough to describe how utterly stupid somebody is.
Person 1: Hey, did you about Dedrick, he got caught trying to break into the White House in broad daylight while wearing his "I'm a terrorist" t-shirt.
Person 2: Man, that guy has got to be the biggest cock-prick on the planet!!
Person 3: Nah, the biggest cock-prick on the planet is the fuck that lives in the Whitehouse!!
Person 2: Man, that guy has got to be the biggest cock-prick on the planet!!
Person 3: Nah, the biggest cock-prick on the planet is the fuck that lives in the Whitehouse!!
by sixxon June 18, 2007