Definitions by sixxon
blockshit
Term commonly used when the term shit is just not strong enough. Derives from the fact that a block of shit is much denser, thicker and heavier than a normal piece of shit.
Mick: Oi John, 'ave you heard that new tune by Jennifer Lopez, i thought it was total shit.
John: Yeah me too, in fact I thought it was fucking blockshit!
John: Yeah me too, in fact I thought it was fucking blockshit!
hiladrious
Person 1: Man, I wet myself 'cos that was absolutely hilarious!
Person 2: What! I shitted, pissed and puked up on myself because that was more than hilarious, it was hiladrious!!
Person 2: What! I shitted, pissed and puked up on myself because that was more than hilarious, it was hiladrious!!
hiladrious by sixxon December 30, 2008
Doppler shit
The annoying situation of trying to shit in a public lavatory which suddenly becomes busy with people. Effort is made to shit as quietly as possible but failure to do so leads to a loud embarassing splash which is clearly heard by all. So named after the "Doppler effect", whereby a moving object emanating sound, changes pitch as it's distance to the subject listening increases/decreases.
(1) Man(upon rejoining his wife): Honey, I'm so embarassed - do you think they're all looking at me 'cos they know it was me that Doppler shitted?
(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.
(2) Hey, I think that's the guy that laid that Doppler shit we heard earlier. Noisy fucker couldn't control it - shoulda put down some paper first.
Doppler shit by sixxon December 30, 2008
pickus digitus
The fairly common act exhibited by someone when nervous, worried or scared about a situation. Symptoms involve the removal of skin from around the nail area of a finger(s) - either using fingers or teeth.
Joey: I don't know wot you're worried about man, I mean you studied hard for that exam - I don't get why you need to pickus digitus.
Rick: Yeah you're right, but it's this bad habit I got.
Rick: Yeah you're right, but it's this bad habit I got.
pickus digitus by sixxon December 30, 2008
sential thief
Either someone you live with or a guest in your shared house that regularly and consistently steals everyone elses essentials - like bread, milk, toothpaste, toilet paper, shampoo etc, without ever re-paying or replacing.
Steve: Hey d'ya mind if my buddy Craig comes to stay a while?
Greg: No way man. Last time that guy stayed it cost me a fortune, he's a friggin' sential thief!
Greg: No way man. Last time that guy stayed it cost me a fortune, he's a friggin' sential thief!
sential thief by sixxon December 30, 2008
fridge-jack
To take more than your fair share of fridge space (usually common in shared households). The offender either buys more food than they can store or spreads out their food over the whole fridge in such a way that you have to remove their food before you can get to your own.
Cliff: What do ya think of the new guy then?
Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.
Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?
Matt: Yeah.
Matt: He's okay but I can never get to my food.
Cliff: What, you mean he's a fridge-jacker?
Matt: Yeah.
fridge-jack by sixxon December 30, 2008