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ratfish

A derogatory term used to call someone who is not only dim witted but ugly as well.
Person 1: You know I went out with her because I felt sorry for her being pig-ugly but I bet you didn't know that I used to do her homework as well 'cos she was so thick!

Person 2: Shit, so you mean she was a total ratfish then?

Person 1: Yeah.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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sential thief

Either someone you live with or a guest in your shared house that regularly and consistently steals everyone elses essentials - like bread, milk, toothpaste, toilet paper, shampoo etc, without ever re-paying or replacing.
Steve: Hey d'ya mind if my buddy Craig comes to stay a while?

Greg: No way man. Last time that guy stayed it cost me a fortune, he's a friggin' sential thief!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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pickus digitus

The fairly common act exhibited by someone when nervous, worried or scared about a situation. Symptoms involve the removal of skin from around the nail area of a finger(s) - either using fingers or teeth.
Joey: I don't know wot you're worried about man, I mean you studied hard for that exam - I don't get why you need to pickus digitus.

Rick: Yeah you're right, but it's this bad habit I got.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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ratsinger

Common term used to describe a typical singing contestant on any reality television talent contest show, such as Pop Idol.
Dec: Hey, wot ya doin on Saturday night?

Ant: Fuck all, so I'll probably end up watching TV - that Pop Idol shit is on.

Dec: Oh yeah, I don't know how you can sit through that fucking bullshit - they're all a bunch of talentless fucks.

Ant: I know, you're right, they're all a bunch of fucking ratsingers but I like watching it anyway.

Dec: Prick!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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bollock eyes

When someone is completely blind to a situation.
Person 1: Did you hear that Charlie got passed over for that promotion again?

Person 2: Jeesus, that's like the 20th time isn't it. When is that guy gonna learn that he's wasted 30 years of his life in that job - we've known for years that he's just not cut out for that type of work!

Person 1: Yeah I know, he's so fucking blind to his situation though - stupid bollock eyed prick!!

Person 2: Yeah, those fucking bollock eyes of his - Jeesus!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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taylor grief

An exclamation of upset or calamity, though normally associated with the disbelief of a situation (slightly humourous). A little stronger than "good grief" but nowhere near as strong and a lot more humourous than "shit" or "fuck it".
For the 3rd time that morning Ricky dropped his toast & marmalade on the kitchen floor and once again it landed marmalade side down - "Taylor grief", he muttered to himself.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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