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ratsinger

Common term used to describe a typical singing contestant on any reality television talent contest show, such as Pop Idol.
Dec: Hey, wot ya doin on Saturday night?

Ant: Fuck all, so I'll probably end up watching TV - that Pop Idol shit is on.

Dec: Oh yeah, I don't know how you can sit through that fucking bullshit - they're all a bunch of talentless fucks.

Ant: I know, you're right, they're all a bunch of fucking ratsingers but I like watching it anyway.

Dec: Prick!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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blockshit

Term commonly used when the term shit is just not strong enough. Derives from the fact that a block of shit is much denser, thicker and heavier than a normal piece of shit.
Mick: Oi John, 'ave you heard that new tune by Jennifer Lopez, i thought it was total shit.

John: Yeah me too, in fact I thought it was fucking blockshit!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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system addict

Brainwashed human (typically from the Western hemisphere) that believes that they cannot live without the trappings of western life. Eg: they will exhibit extremely neurotic behaviour if they are ever without their mobile-phone, television, gameboy, i-pod, fast-food, car, make-up etc.
Extra Terrestrial 1: These humans are funny creatures - they could live in perfect harmony with their planet but instead they choose to create systems and structures that become huge distractions from the truth.

ET 2: Yes, then they become addicted to that which they have created. I think that makes them system addicts just like the now extinct Grippolians.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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cock-prick

When using the words "cock" or "prick" singularly are just not strong enough to describe how utterly stupid somebody is.
Person 1: Hey, did you about Dedrick, he got caught trying to break into the White House in broad daylight while wearing his "I'm a terrorist" t-shirt.

Person 2: Man, that guy has got to be the biggest cock-prick on the planet!!

Person 3: Nah, the biggest cock-prick on the planet is the fuck that lives in the Whitehouse!!
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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pickus digitus

The fairly common act exhibited by someone when nervous, worried or scared about a situation. Symptoms involve the removal of skin from around the nail area of a finger(s) - either using fingers or teeth.
Joey: I don't know wot you're worried about man, I mean you studied hard for that exam - I don't get why you need to pickus digitus.

Rick: Yeah you're right, but it's this bad habit I got.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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taylor grief

An exclamation of upset or calamity, though normally associated with the disbelief of a situation (slightly humourous). A little stronger than "good grief" but nowhere near as strong and a lot more humourous than "shit" or "fuck it".
For the 3rd time that morning Ricky dropped his toast & marmalade on the kitchen floor and once again it landed marmalade side down - "Taylor grief", he muttered to himself.
by sixxon December 30, 2008
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