Definitions by sirisaachillary
50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks
(50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks) Phrase. 1) The subtle way of pointing out a woman’s cellulite. 2) The logical reaction to seeing a 300 pound woman in a pair of stretch pants with cellulite so bad that it looks like 50 Korean kids with a handful of rocks pelted her legs and ass ruthlessly. (See also: Hail Damage, Cheese, The Cheese, Nasty Cheese, Grated Cheese, Lump and Your Moms nasty ass legs)
1) Dude, that lady looks like she was attacked by 50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks.
2) Oh shit, she must have been attacked by 50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks.
2) Oh shit, she must have been attacked by 50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks.
50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks by SirIsaacHillary September 24, 2005
Reverse Kangaroo
Reverse Kangaroo: 1)California Valley slang for a sexual position where the woman analy rides the man facing him while she smacks him in the face with the bottoms of her feet. 2) New Australian for using a toilet backwards, and leaving skidmarks on the front side of the bowl.
1) She broke my nose when we tried the Reverse Kangaroo.
3) She got all drunk and let us watch her take a reverse Kangaroo.
3) She got all drunk and let us watch her take a reverse Kangaroo.
Reverse Kangaroo by SirIsaacHillary September 24, 2005
Porcelain Slug
Porcelain Slug N. 1) The resulting sluglike turd left behind when sitting on the toilet backwrds. 2) To leave a turd on the inside of the toilet bowl just above the water line.
Porcelain Slug
1) I was in a hurry and didn't have time to turn around and sit. So, I had to leave a Porcelain Slug.
2) After drinking 15 beers I snuck into my mother-in-law's bathroom and left her a Porcelain Slug.
1) I was in a hurry and didn't have time to turn around and sit. So, I had to leave a Porcelain Slug.
2) After drinking 15 beers I snuck into my mother-in-law's bathroom and left her a Porcelain Slug.
Porcelain Slug by SirIsaacHillary September 24, 2005
Jazz
(Ge-Ah-ZZZ) N. (1) Musical Form or Genre (2) A type of deep sounding fart. (3) The be excited or happy (4) Stuff
1) I play with my horn in a Jazz band.
2) Farts are Jazz to assholes.
3) I'm all jazzed about the new season of 7th Heaven.
4) I divorced the bitch because she nagged me constantly, screwed my friends, snorted my coke, smoked my weed and all that jazz.
2) Farts are Jazz to assholes.
3) I'm all jazzed about the new season of 7th Heaven.
4) I divorced the bitch because she nagged me constantly, screwed my friends, snorted my coke, smoked my weed and all that jazz.
Jazz by SirIsaacHillary September 23, 2005
P- Funk
(Pee Fun-K) N. 1)Parliament Funkadelic (2) Musical Sounds made by George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic and Bootsy Collins. (3) Strong smelling urine usually a biproduct of consuming too much sulfur in foods and vitamins. (4) Chunky or dark discharge during urination.
1) Did you get the best of P- Funk CD yet?
2) Bow-wow-wow, Baby. Yeah feel the P- Funk baby.
3) Ewww, hey Joe come smell this P- Funk.
4) Um, Doctor, I have a little P- Funk going on. It also burns a little.
2) Bow-wow-wow, Baby. Yeah feel the P- Funk baby.
3) Ewww, hey Joe come smell this P- Funk.
4) Um, Doctor, I have a little P- Funk going on. It also burns a little.
P- Funk by SirIsaacHillary September 23, 2005
Systematic Polar Realism
(Sis-tem-Mat-ick Poh-ler reel-iz-em) N. 1) A writing style coined in 2001 by Wyoming Writer Kenny D Hollis. It incorporates Gonzo Journalism and Capote Intellect. 2) The cornerstone for AUN Publishing of Denver, Colorado. 3) The future of American Writing.
Systematic Polar Realism
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.
Systematic Polar Realism by SirIsaacHillary September 23, 2005
Homo Chariot
(Ho-Mo Chair-E-Ut) N. 1) A Jet-Ski or wave-runner 2) Any vehicle containing more than two high School swimmers. 3) The Honda Civic available in Blue, Red, Yellow, Black, ah shit just about every color really. 4) Any mall escalator located within 50 feet of The GAP.
1) How cute he's jumping my wake. That sure is a nice Homo Chariot.
2) Look the Swimming team is going to a meet. Look at that huge yellow Homo Chariot they're all riding in.
3) Nice Civic fag. Oops, I meant Homo Chariot.
4) I was stuck behind a couple butt pirates on the Homo Chariot at the mall saturday.
2) Look the Swimming team is going to a meet. Look at that huge yellow Homo Chariot they're all riding in.
3) Nice Civic fag. Oops, I meant Homo Chariot.
4) I was stuck behind a couple butt pirates on the Homo Chariot at the mall saturday.
Homo Chariot by SirIsaacHillary September 23, 2005