(Koh-Bee Bry-ent) N. 1) Italian raised NBA star who skipped college for the NBA. 2) The inability to reach the top shelf without having the help of someone tall. 3) The act of paying a white girl to let you smack her with your penis for the sake of having a fake trial in order to earn yourself street cred. 4) The second release during defecation where a smaller turd lands on a much larger turd and seems to cling onto it until they both go down the drain. 5)The act of comparing a new rookie to Micheal Jordan without seeing him play a single game (see also Overated Fucks, L. James, C. Anthony, P. Hardaway and Media Whores). 6) A large gaudy peice of jewelry given in order to save your relationship. 7) A skinny African American that if hit by a car and killed today would have had zero lasting impact on the NBA. 8) The feeling a DA gets when his victim drops all charges.
1) Kobe Bryant went 5 for 32 yesterday. He's freakin' good!
2) I'd like some of those cookies up there but I'm afraid I'm all Kobe Bryant right now since my assistant went to florida.
3) Kobe Bryant couldn't get a good shoe deal so he ironically had a rape trial in colorado as a sad attempt to win the hearts of what is now the Drug dealer - Thug - Gangster - Scum of the earth - demographic of the NBA.
4) I had 6 bowls of rice crispys and the next day I took the biggest crap I've ever taken. Then this little poop fell out and landed on the big one almost Kobe Bryant style. It was funny watching it swirl around down the drain until I had to use some Tim Duncan to clean everything up and bring back a certain repectability to the bowl.
5) That guy is the next Micheal Jordan! No he isn't he's over rated and is nothing more than hype and the next Kobe Bryant.
6) Dude that rock is so big it looks fake. Yeah I've gotta go Kobe Bryant in order to get Tina back after fucking her fat cousin at her sisters wedding last week.
7) Did you here Kobe Bryant just got hit by a bus? So?
8) She won't press charges? Uhggg, I feel like I've got a bad case of the Kobe Bryant.
2) I'd like some of those cookies up there but I'm afraid I'm all Kobe Bryant right now since my assistant went to florida.
3) Kobe Bryant couldn't get a good shoe deal so he ironically had a rape trial in colorado as a sad attempt to win the hearts of what is now the Drug dealer - Thug - Gangster - Scum of the earth - demographic of the NBA.
4) I had 6 bowls of rice crispys and the next day I took the biggest crap I've ever taken. Then this little poop fell out and landed on the big one almost Kobe Bryant style. It was funny watching it swirl around down the drain until I had to use some Tim Duncan to clean everything up and bring back a certain repectability to the bowl.
5) That guy is the next Micheal Jordan! No he isn't he's over rated and is nothing more than hype and the next Kobe Bryant.
6) Dude that rock is so big it looks fake. Yeah I've gotta go Kobe Bryant in order to get Tina back after fucking her fat cousin at her sisters wedding last week.
7) Did you here Kobe Bryant just got hit by a bus? So?
8) She won't press charges? Uhggg, I feel like I've got a bad case of the Kobe Bryant.
by sirisaachillary September 21, 2005
(50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks) Phrase. 1) The subtle way of pointing out a woman’s cellulite. 2) The logical reaction to seeing a 300 pound woman in a pair of stretch pants with cellulite so bad that it looks like 50 Korean kids with a handful of rocks pelted her legs and ass ruthlessly. (See also: Hail Damage, Cheese, The Cheese, Nasty Cheese, Grated Cheese, Lump and Your Moms nasty ass legs)
1) Dude, that lady looks like she was attacked by 50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks.
2) Oh shit, she must have been attacked by 50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks.
2) Oh shit, she must have been attacked by 50 Korean Kids with a Handful of Rocks.
by SirIsaacHillary September 09, 2005
(Too-Pah-K) 1)Dead Rapper 2) The Guy Suge Knight had murdered. 3) A thug and ignorant bastard remade into a folk hero and poet after his death. 4)What's left of a 6 pack when you drink 4. 5) When you can't get a real job because all of your tatoos.
10 Reasons why 2pac was murdered by Suge Knight:
1. 2Pac was about to leave Death Row Records. His album entitled "Don Killuminati : The 7 Day Theory" was the last album he had to do for Death Row Records. He was now going to work on his new record company called "Makaveli Records". Makaveli Records is the the new record company 2Pac planned on doing with "Tha Outlaw Immortalz".
2. Basicly in a follow-up from # 1... With 2Pac gone, Death Row Records wasn't going to make any money off 2Pac. So, if they killed 2Pac ; everything related to him would get them a whole lot of cash! And, they would now have all of his unreleased songs which they would release under their lable on soundtracks, compilation albums and possibly even new 2Pac albums. Plus, it gets rid of the competition they'd recieve from Makaveli Records.
3. Death Row Records was very uncooperative with the police after 2Pac's death. They hardly told the police anything! In many occasions, the police and newsreporters couldn't even find people on Death Row Records to question. Here's another interesting fact... ABC interviewed Suge Knight after the shooting of 2Pac. He was asked, "If you knew who killed 2Pac, would you tell the police?". Suge then replied "Absolutly Not".
4. If you know about "Makaveli Records", you know about The Outlaw Immortalz. They are the rappers who would be working with 2Pac on "Makaveli Records". Anywayz, one of the members who went by the name "kadafi" was reportedly going to cooperate with the police. Well, soon after the death of 2Pac he turns up dead. Hmmmm....
5. Have you noticed how Death Row Records now goes by the name "New & Untouchable". What's with that?? This name started being used when the Makaveli album came out... Why are they so suddeny untouchable???
6. Death Row Records could have also done a lot of this stuff you're about that's proving 2Pac is Alive. They could be doing this stuff for publicity. EX : They could have made up that whole 7 Day Theory stuff. (Refer to Alive List). And, I'm almost sure they put 2Pac on the cover of the Makaveli album posed as Jesus Christ for publicity.
7. Of course lets not forget the mysterious "Suge Shot Him". If you turn the volume way up...... In the first 3 seconds of the Makaveli album your hear someone say "Suge Shot Him". You hear the voice right before the first bell. (Listen Carefully) I wonder about this though... Is it someone from Death Row Records who knew what was going on with Suge Knight killing him or was it just some publicity stunt for more album sales????
8. Okay... Lets talk about that night at the Tyson fight when 2Pac was shot... You've all probably heard about Orlando Anderson and how Suge got in a fight and was caught on survalance cameras. So, I won't get into that. Anywayz... I've heard a "rumor". I've heard Suge Knight was caught on surveilance cameras at the fight telling 2Pac to take off the vest 'cause it was hot in there. If this is true, why would Suge Knight not want 2Pac wearing his vest???
9. What about what Suge Knight did after 2Pac was shot? Well, as you know 2Pac was shot 5 times and Suge's head was grazed by a bullet. I've heard 2Pac said to Suge, "Don't worry about me. You're shot in the head". Anywayz, as 2Pac lost 22 ounces of blood Suge drove 2Pac to the hospital as fast as he could... When at the hospital Suge said he had a long conversation with 2Pac. But how?? Would you be talking after being shot 5 times and heavily bleeding... What's with that???
10. For # 10 I'll talk about the alive thoery. First of all, I've found a lot more reasons that prove 2Pac is alive. A lot of these could be publicity stunts or just coincedences. But there's more evidence that point to him being alive. It's really tough to make a desision. You gotta really think.... Would 2Pac spend thousands & thousands of dollars in faking his death to get all the eyez off him?? Also, would Suge Knight actually kill 2Pac for money?? Take the life of his "friend" for money??? You really gotta think. Click Here For My Complete Theory
NOTE : As for Suge Knight having possesion of all 2pac's unheard songs... 2Pac's mother sued Death Row Records and won the lawsuit. She now has possesion of the tapes. Death Row Records can no longer make money off 2pac's music. All of 2Pac's unreleased singles will now be featured on new albums under the label "Amaru Records / Jive Records".
1. 2Pac was about to leave Death Row Records. His album entitled "Don Killuminati : The 7 Day Theory" was the last album he had to do for Death Row Records. He was now going to work on his new record company called "Makaveli Records". Makaveli Records is the the new record company 2Pac planned on doing with "Tha Outlaw Immortalz".
2. Basicly in a follow-up from # 1... With 2Pac gone, Death Row Records wasn't going to make any money off 2Pac. So, if they killed 2Pac ; everything related to him would get them a whole lot of cash! And, they would now have all of his unreleased songs which they would release under their lable on soundtracks, compilation albums and possibly even new 2Pac albums. Plus, it gets rid of the competition they'd recieve from Makaveli Records.
3. Death Row Records was very uncooperative with the police after 2Pac's death. They hardly told the police anything! In many occasions, the police and newsreporters couldn't even find people on Death Row Records to question. Here's another interesting fact... ABC interviewed Suge Knight after the shooting of 2Pac. He was asked, "If you knew who killed 2Pac, would you tell the police?". Suge then replied "Absolutly Not".
4. If you know about "Makaveli Records", you know about The Outlaw Immortalz. They are the rappers who would be working with 2Pac on "Makaveli Records". Anywayz, one of the members who went by the name "kadafi" was reportedly going to cooperate with the police. Well, soon after the death of 2Pac he turns up dead. Hmmmm....
5. Have you noticed how Death Row Records now goes by the name "New & Untouchable". What's with that?? This name started being used when the Makaveli album came out... Why are they so suddeny untouchable???
6. Death Row Records could have also done a lot of this stuff you're about that's proving 2Pac is Alive. They could be doing this stuff for publicity. EX : They could have made up that whole 7 Day Theory stuff. (Refer to Alive List). And, I'm almost sure they put 2Pac on the cover of the Makaveli album posed as Jesus Christ for publicity.
7. Of course lets not forget the mysterious "Suge Shot Him". If you turn the volume way up...... In the first 3 seconds of the Makaveli album your hear someone say "Suge Shot Him". You hear the voice right before the first bell. (Listen Carefully) I wonder about this though... Is it someone from Death Row Records who knew what was going on with Suge Knight killing him or was it just some publicity stunt for more album sales????
8. Okay... Lets talk about that night at the Tyson fight when 2Pac was shot... You've all probably heard about Orlando Anderson and how Suge got in a fight and was caught on survalance cameras. So, I won't get into that. Anywayz... I've heard a "rumor". I've heard Suge Knight was caught on surveilance cameras at the fight telling 2Pac to take off the vest 'cause it was hot in there. If this is true, why would Suge Knight not want 2Pac wearing his vest???
9. What about what Suge Knight did after 2Pac was shot? Well, as you know 2Pac was shot 5 times and Suge's head was grazed by a bullet. I've heard 2Pac said to Suge, "Don't worry about me. You're shot in the head". Anywayz, as 2Pac lost 22 ounces of blood Suge drove 2Pac to the hospital as fast as he could... When at the hospital Suge said he had a long conversation with 2Pac. But how?? Would you be talking after being shot 5 times and heavily bleeding... What's with that???
10. For # 10 I'll talk about the alive thoery. First of all, I've found a lot more reasons that prove 2Pac is alive. A lot of these could be publicity stunts or just coincedences. But there's more evidence that point to him being alive. It's really tough to make a desision. You gotta really think.... Would 2Pac spend thousands & thousands of dollars in faking his death to get all the eyez off him?? Also, would Suge Knight actually kill 2Pac for money?? Take the life of his "friend" for money??? You really gotta think. Click Here For My Complete Theory
NOTE : As for Suge Knight having possesion of all 2pac's unheard songs... 2Pac's mother sued Death Row Records and won the lawsuit. She now has possesion of the tapes. Death Row Records can no longer make money off 2pac's music. All of 2Pac's unreleased singles will now be featured on new albums under the label "Amaru Records / Jive Records".
by sirisaachillary September 15, 2005
Reverse Kangaroo: 1)California Valley slang for a sexual position where the woman analy rides the man facing him while she smacks him in the face with the bottoms of her feet. 2) New Australian for using a toilet backwards, and leaving skidmarks on the front side of the bowl.
1) She broke my nose when we tried the Reverse Kangaroo.
3) She got all drunk and let us watch her take a reverse Kangaroo.
3) She got all drunk and let us watch her take a reverse Kangaroo.
by SirIsaacHillary September 09, 2005
(Ge-Ah-ZZZ) N. (1) Musical Form or Genre (2) A type of deep sounding fart. (3) The be excited or happy (4) Stuff
1) I play with my horn in a Jazz band.
2) Farts are Jazz to assholes.
3) I'm all jazzed about the new season of 7th Heaven.
4) I divorced the bitch because she nagged me constantly, screwed my friends, snorted my coke, smoked my weed and all that jazz.
2) Farts are Jazz to assholes.
3) I'm all jazzed about the new season of 7th Heaven.
4) I divorced the bitch because she nagged me constantly, screwed my friends, snorted my coke, smoked my weed and all that jazz.
by SirIsaacHillary September 07, 2005
(Sh-it Lock-Er) N. 1)The Anus. 2) The butt 3) The Red body suit pajamas with the flap door in the back. 4) Outhouse 5) The act of taking a shit under the lid and using the shit as a seal. Usually locking the lid down once dry. (See Also Lid Stamp).
Shit Locker
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.
1) I stuck in your mom's Shit Locker and she asked for more.
2) Look at the size of her Shit Locker.
3) Look how cute he is in his PJ's and look at the little Shit Locker in back.
4) Did you here about the guy with the ass fetish that was hiding in the Shit Locker?
5) Mike pissed me off so when he went out of town a took a Shit Locker on his toilet. He'll never get that open without a hammer. I can't wait until he gets back in town.
by sirisaachillary September 15, 2005
(Sis-tem-Mat-ick Poh-ler reel-iz-em) N. 1) A writing style coined in 2001 by Wyoming Writer Kenny D Hollis. It incorporates Gonzo Journalism and Capote Intellect. 2) The cornerstone for AUN Publishing of Denver, Colorado. 3) The future of American Writing.
Systematic Polar Realism
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.
1) Kenny Hollis' first book "The Hairless Ape" was the finest example of Systematic Polar Realism that I have ever seen. That is why he is the father of modern writing.
by SirIsaacHillary September 08, 2005