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Definitions by sir climer the great

Scrote Fote 

A pic of your balls without the inclusion of the dick
It’s Thursday. Gotta send the boys a scrote fote so they can check me for cancer

TuckyJohn 

Dude: did you see that TuckyJohn in the bathroom over there
Dude 2: see it, I practically sharted it.
TuckyJohn by sir climer the great October 11, 2019
What sweet dreams are made of
Who would I be to disagree with this
This by sir climer the great October 11, 2019

How to learn spanish 

Ser, Estar, I f*cked a b*tch in my car.
Excuse me teacher, could you teach me how to learn spanish.

little hotties

homeless pedophile: Hey little hottie, I'm so cold, I've become stiff. Do you have any little hotties, so I can heat up?

Joshua 5: 2-3

"On this occasion, the LORD said to Joshua: Make flint knives and circumcise Israel for the second time. So Joshua made flint knives and circumcised the Israelites."
The lord was not happy with the lack of Israelite circumcision, so he told Joshua to do it is Joshua 5: 2-3.
The more you have, the safer you are.
It is in the second amendment, so we must obey the right to own guns.
Gun by sir climer the great November 20, 2018