sipukka's definitions

Amberwilly

A name given to a student, crusty like person who regularly watches pornography or befrequents 'left-handed' websites, whilst eating wotsits, resulting in an orange or amber penis.

"Have you heard from Dave lately?"
"No Tom, he's become a right Amberwilly since moving out of his mum's place ".

by sipukka December 24, 2022

wog bonnet

A very expensive slap-back or beanie hat carrying a serious designer label usually worn by a black man.

"Fuck me Del, some of those wog bonnets are more than 300 quid. Thats a LOT of mugging bro"

by sipukka December 21, 2022

altzing

Wandering or standing around aimlessly as if you are suffering from Alzheimer's disease, usually because you are drunk or under the influence of drugs.

fuck me, Brad's had a heavy night, he's altzing badly this morning. see (monging)

by sipukka December 31, 2015

wog shop

A corner or parade shop usually owned by Indians or Turks, higher prices but convenient.

Hey mick, did you get beers?
Shit, i forgot, I'll nip to the wog shop and get a couple, yeah?

by sipukka February 7, 2022

wail button

The clitoris, fanny switch, man in the boat, sherbet pip.

MAN, she loved it when I ate her out, especially when I hit the wail button. Boy was she noisy!!

by sipukka November 14, 2020

coon pod

Police station cell

I have Leroy wignall here for you sarge. Ok pc smirh, sling him in a coon pod for now and ill process him later.

by sipukka November 29, 2017

coon wheel

A steering wheel which is small in diameter, designed so a car can be steered whilst the driver is handcuffed

"Aw Fuck, looks like leroy Boombaclat has escaped custody again, good job his car has a coon wheel fitted"

by sipukka October 21, 2021