simon's definitions

monket

1. A small monk and/or monkey
2. An exclamaion

1. "I'm going to see the chorus of monkets at the tiny church today"
2. "Ow, monket! I stubbed my toe"

by Simon November 14, 2004

Hemorroid Prime

Hahaha, this is pretty funny. I love Nintendo, but wasn't really a big fan of Prime.

Fusion ruled though.

by Simon October 11, 2003

whitie

Glaswegian slang: To experience a moment of near-unconsciousness whilst drunk, similar to a near-death experience but without religious significance.

Ah wuz goin tae get mae hole but ah took a whitie and ended up boakin doon 'er skirt, man.

by simon January 21, 2004

Wet Flange

A game involving a small ball, of around tennis ball size. Invented in breaktime by myself. Couldn't think of a name so just gave it a random one. You just throw the a ball around a room, without getting up from your seat. (So the person can catch it) if they don't catch it they are deemed 'THE CUNT' and are so until someone else recieves the name. If the ball is thrown so the reciever can't catch it, the thrower becomes 'THE CUNT'. it is fun, and causes a lot of damage.

Yeah, let's play wet flange!

by Simon October 11, 2004

Schlem

When one rolls one tongue in such a way that it sprays spit much like a venomous snake

Did you see that? I just schlemmed in that kid's face!

by Simon December 17, 2003

Ayden

A fucko.

Look at the Ayden.

by Simon June 7, 2004

up the coast

An upwards taking towards the coast.

Someone who likes it up the coast is probably in the same boat as bush and clay aiken.

"no anal sex" see mateo

"That ma'fuckin' sum'bitch likes it up the coast, bitch."

"Te gusta remar por la costa!"

"Mitch likes it up the coast."

by Simon February 3, 2004