simon's definitions

punkasscowboi

simon

simon is a punkasscowboi

by simon August 4, 2003

Gay Station 2

Best. Name. Ever.

Play Station 2? More like GAY Station 2!

by Simon October 14, 2003

Pion

Under Paid Bitch

Get this Pion outta here

by Simon October 22, 2003

Banana Man

A person who hands out free bananas!

Wow he is such a banana man

by Simon October 25, 2003

Flying Whack-o-Matic

The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things

Ex.

Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed

by Simon November 2, 2003

fluorescent lighting

probably one of the worst things ever known the human race.
Pollutes offices, schools, etc

Oh god...headache...must break lights...straining eyes...ahhhh

by Simon November 6, 2003

banarji

My beautiful Man

I love Banarji

by simon November 27, 2003