Definitions by simon

ital 

natural; natural state of being; non-artificial, non-synthetic;

applied to food, ital meanin "whole," unprocessed...

keepin it ital...

ital by simon July 13, 2003

silvoid 

he who sweats from the pits. an individual who strolls about , bottle in hand, warding off homosexuals with constant verbal attack against thier kind. very elusive late in the night/ early morning when it comes to mustaches or bargoyles, he has no shame. during the day he resides in hillcrest, under the rule of a man named Bruce.

We're all going down to silvoid's pad, he said there's like 64 hot chicks coming over, and they all wanna hang out....

silvoid by simon July 3, 2003

Mookie 

monkey like, abnormal agility and facial expressions. he makes squawking noises and can eat an apple faster than any living mook. don't confuse this creature with Chris Kattan, though very similar in stature, they aren't the same person. will eat 6 of any pill, anytime.

mookie L, quit jumping around like a monkey and design me a city.

Mookie by simon July 3, 2003

Pull On 

1. Masturbation

2. Listening to Music.

1. HF loves to Pull On.

2. I am pulling on to Britney Spears

Pull On by Simon June 22, 2003

bells law 

The direct corrolation between amount of gingerbread lattes consumed and amount of shoes purchased.

Bells law dictated that Fiona after the third latte buying more shoes was out of the question

bells law by simon June 19, 2003

rimjaw 

pu your legs behind your head and have someone lick your butthole

Tony Blair would put his legs behind his head, and gorden brown would lick his little hairy butthole

rimjaw by simon May 13, 2003

Nokias 

Female Breasts. This term can be used to communicate ones appreciation for a passing females breasts to an associate. This word can be used when it may be inappropriate to use more obvious terminology such as "Check out that rack"

Whoa, check out those Nokias

Nokias by Simon April 23, 2003