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jiffle

Andy Jiffled her outside the club whilst his friends looked for him inside.

A jiffle is kissing someone so no-one can see you, or in a "Sly" Manner.

You cannot jiffle someone you are going out with
by Simon February 24, 2003
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whitie

Glaswegian slang: To experience a moment of near-unconsciousness whilst drunk, similar to a near-death experience but without religious significance.
Ah wuz goin tae get mae hole but ah took a whitie and ended up boakin doon 'er skirt, man.
by simon January 21, 2004
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fighter pilot

one who, having consumed a considerable number of 'mick mills'(pills) and can be seen to be pulling 10 G's in a comical caricature of a fighter pilot.
i walked in the club and it was jammed with fighter pilots off their cakes.
by Simon September 17, 2003
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El Spunko

To be well hung, handsome and a skillful hockey player.
That bloke is definately El Spunko.
by Simon April 1, 2005
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totemo

Japanese for very, used by otaku's tp express the veryness of something said!
Poff: OMG!
Simon: Totemo!
by Simon April 3, 2005
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Banana Man

A person who hands out free bananas!
Wow he is such a banana man
by Simon October 25, 2003
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brown hatter

by simon August 23, 2003
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