simon's definitions

Junot

A pale imp like person, usually with a major abundance of hair in the eye brow region. They usually eat many assortments of fish.

"CRICKEY! Look at that Junot!"

by Simon March 24, 2004

ital

natural; natural state of being; non-artificial, non-synthetic;

applied to food, ital meanin "whole," unprocessed...

keepin it ital...

by simon July 13, 2003

bello

Bello is a mushroom. A talking mushroom...

Julie: "Hey Bello, how's it going?"

Bello: "Not too bad."

by Simon April 12, 2004

young jeong

hmm..... a kid who is rich and asian.

theres another young jeong from korea.

by simon January 20, 2005

SwtDrmsSi

Pathetic loser who has to resort to internet "e-pimpin" to try to get girls. Has high hopes of getting in female forum members' pants, but sadly only has his hand for comfort when the day is over.

SwtDrmsSi is still a virgin.

by simon March 16, 2004

up the coast

An upwards taking towards the coast.

Someone who likes it up the coast is probably in the same boat as bush and clay aiken.

"no anal sex" see mateo

"That ma'fuckin' sum'bitch likes it up the coast, bitch."

"Te gusta remar por la costa!"

"Mitch likes it up the coast."

by Simon February 3, 2004

jiffle

An Illicit Snog

Andy Jiffled her outside the club whilst his friends looked for him inside.

A jiffle is kissing someone so no-one can see you, or in a "Sly" Manner.

You cannot jiffle someone you are going out with

by Simon February 24, 2003