simon's definitions

Banana Man

A person who hands out free bananas!

Wow he is such a banana man

by Simon October 25, 2003

Schlem

When one rolls one tongue in such a way that it sprays spit much like a venomous snake

Did you see that? I just schlemmed in that kid's face!

by Simon December 17, 2003

Ayden

A fucko.

Look at the Ayden.

by Simon June 7, 2004

SwtDrmsSi

Pathetic loser who has to resort to internet "e-pimpin" to try to get girls. Has high hopes of getting in female forum members' pants, but sadly only has his hand for comfort when the day is over.

SwtDrmsSi is still a virgin.

by simon March 16, 2004

Tuniferous

Of or pertaining to tuna.
1. seafood that confused Jessica Simpson.
2.Smelly vaginal region.

My fingers are tuniferous after feeling up that cheerleader.

by Simon October 15, 2004

Elroy

A person who like to felate goats after he has spray painted them and put on a of panties stolen from a 13 year old girls. Also like to have sex with dogs, preferably anal.

Grant's alternate lifestlye can be refered to as Elroy in nature.

by Simon March 25, 2003

brown hatter

Fudge Packer

Self confessed player of the pink Obow

by simon August 23, 2003